It do be tumblin' tho

30yr old (my god why am I still here) woman from Canada. This is an amalgamation of things I hate and love and may feel indifferently about but made me snort with amusement. Stay a while and peruse my vast horde of garbage.

[theconcealedweapon]

When the government kidnaps people without due process, Trump supporters don't worry that they're going to be kidnapped next.

But when the government taxes billionaires, Trump supporters do worry that they're going to be taxed next.

[sosickoflostpassword]

They relate more to billionaires, the people who use them for their own gain and refuse to give back to their communities to create equal prosperity, than they do to brown people, who are just trying to live their lives.

[cryptotheism]

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

[cryptotheism]

I screamed this from the castle walls and I think I heard one of the enemy footmen start crying. It was kinda sad.

[cottoncandylesbo]

I DIDN'T!!!! I STOOD TALL AND MARCHED WITH MY COMMANDER BRAVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cryptotheism]

We literally saw you weep at the thought of a comely maiden

[sosickoflostpassword]

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[johannestevans]

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

[sosickoflostpassword]

Alternatively,

*Hears the spray of liquid on the side of the plastic litter box*

*feels the sensation of being watched*

*slowly turns to meet the gaze of a cat mid piss*

"we don't piss alone mate" he whispers.

I am the support class now.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buni-gutz]

YOU CANNOT HIDE THAT IN THE TAGS

[sosickoflostpassword]

Is running around at the speed of sound Haram?

[followthebluebell]

love it when Truffle kicks and nudges the blankets into a pile and then doesn't even sleep on it.

[followthebluebell]

They really think my dog is for mature audiences only who WISH to see him. Who is this we? Who looked at my dog curled up for a nap and went "oh this is WAY too sexy"? Have we looked at their hard drives?

[sosickoflostpassword]

I saw the content warning, saw it was reblogged by @talesfromtreatment and steeled myself for the horrific x-ray/abuse case/mats/illness and it's just... A cozy dog in blankets. And I'm gunna be honest it was a really nice surprise.

[homunculus-argument]

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

[trekbec82]

Something I read years ago and completely agree with, is that human babies are pretty helpless compared to many other species. We can't walk or run within hours of being born, as many mammals can. We don't have teeth yet, to defend ourselves. We can't get our own food for a long time.

But one thing human babies are really good at - often within seconds of being born - is asking for help.

As we mature and gain new skills - vocabulary both verbal and written, gestures, facial expressions, and so forth - the way we ask for help changes. But babies have just one way of asking for help - filling their lungs with air and wailing. And they're right to do so! Their needs are unmet and they cannot do a damn thing about it except request assistance.

There's plenty of adults who could stand to take some pointers.

[homunculus-argument]

Throwing in some vintage @foxes-in-love

[sosickoflostpassword]

Jumping on this to add, we are supposed to hate the sound. It motivates us to fix the issue or soothe the baby. Mother's to the baby have physical, sometimes painful, reactions to the sounds of their babies crying which can include panic attacks, general anxiety, crying themselves, or intense anger as they fight to get to their child.

I learned this from my OBGYN after I had my baby and the sound of baby's cry made me cry and if my husband was holding baby at the time I had vicious thoughts of destroying him to get my baby back. I never did of course. He's a lovely fellow. The impacts of the cries do lessen over time though. I do not react as I did when I was freshly post partum and me and my new son are learning each other without the need for loud demands. (But I mean he is still a baby so he will still cry but less so now)

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Y’all I want to throw massive kudos out to the Roger Williams Park Zoo for a choice they made today: rather than joining in on a GenAI trend all the zoos are doing right now, they chose to support and spotlight an artist on their staff!

The big thing right now is these GenAI “figurine toys” of zookeepers or zoo management. And instead they shared a version drawn by one of their staff!

Go give them some love, if you’re on FB. Too many zoos are really getting into GenAI and just whitewashing the climate change / copyright issues that come with it, so I want this zoo to get as much positive feedback as we can muster for making a better choice.

[ewegenia]

something is wrong with my hamster

[sosickoflostpassword]

This is a premium genuine hamster. I do not see the problem.

[egberts]

one of the top ten worst sensory feelings? drinking something and accidentally spilling it directly into your cleavage instead of your mouth. for those without boobs, i know this sounds like a comically impossible infomercial situation but it actually happens a lot ok

[sosickoflostpassword]

I have big boobs. I use deodorant in between my boobs to combat boob sweat smell. Others with big boobs know what I'm talking about.

So when the water misses my mouth and enters the cleavage it becomes a sticky mess and sensory nightmare and I wish I was dead.

[stickyfrogs]

Thank you Very Much to Sandra Ximena and Danielle Dittmann-Bloxsom for sharing these Beautiful Artworks in memory of Voigt 🐸

Also thank you to everyone for all the lovely kind messages we have received. We will honour Voigt’s life this week by sharing our favourite Happy Memories of her!

[sosickoflostpassword]

Noooooooo T∆T I only come on here once every four or more months. I'm sorry to hear about Voigt. I had hoped the froggos would live forever.

[witchstone]

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

[sosickoflostpassword]

Sir yes sir

[sosickoflostpassword]

Every so often I scroll back through my own blog and find some actual gold with no notes and realize I'm the Van Gogh of my era.

[sosickoflostpassword]

Forever inconsolable that the little Italy's of the world are not called Littaly.

[ink-the-artist]

Another guy for my sculpture class

[ink-the-artist]

Some pics to give you a better idea of how big she is :)

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

Mother daughter bonding

[sosickoflostpassword]

[icantspellthings]

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers

[oldtvandcomics]

TikTok user about being on Tumblr: "Have a nice, coherent plan for your blog! With a theme you will stick to! And a plan to post regularly! Plan some posts in advance!"

Tumblr user about being on Tumblr: "Idk, I went into an autistic hyperfocus at 2.00 AM and reblogged 50 photos of old fairy tale picture books. I now will go back to ignore this subject for the foreseeable future, and post about superheroes instead. I think that [Hero 1] and [Hero 2] should fuck."

[sosickoflostpassword]

"you should deffs have a planned idea for your blog to follow"

I reblogged a nice scenery. Told a joke no one laughed at. Made one piece head cannons that were well recieved. Told a joke some people laughed at. Went on a pro Luigi mangione rant then logged off for several months and came back to several notifs on my inbox. There's no theme. There's no plan. We rawdogging.

[ethan-elliott]

tumblr stop making bad app design decisions challenge (impossible)

[maureen2musings]

There hasn’t been one positive change yet with all the updates. @staff you’re truly bound and determined to completely annihilate Tumblr. Well done. 

[sosickoflostpassword]

If you log on only like thrice a year like I do it's extremely jarring.