E

hey it's E and I shred axes ;)

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[filthyflyer]

reblog if you're ugly as fuck.

[chambergambit]

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

[toadoasis]

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

[theemeraldsilk]

Yallllllllll

WHY. MY CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE IS GONE. THIS WAS ONE OF THE CLEAN UP SONGS 😭😭

@sunigyrl @killmongersaidheyauntie @brianabreeze @texasbama

[texasbama]

IM SORRY WHAT??!

[theemeraldsilk]

@texasbama looking at the lyrics I’m like

[texasbama]

You tellin me at every single function i have attended in my black ass life , we were dancing to an ODE TO A VIBRATOR💀💀💀

[theemeraldsilk]

@texasbama you and me both. 😭

[royallyprincesslilly]

Lmfao ya’ll I’m crying…🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lyrics:

You can’t see it

It’s electric!

You gotta feel it

It’s electric!

Ooh, it’s shakin’

It’s electric!

Jiggle-a-mesa-cara

She’s a pumpin’ like a matic

She’s a movin’ like electric

She sure got the boogie

You gotta know it

It’s electric

Boogie woogie, woogie!

Now you can’t hold it

It’s electric

Boogie woogie, woogie!

But you know it’s there,

Yeah here there everywhere

I’ve got to move,

I’m going on a party ride

I’ve got to groove, groove, groove,

And from this music I just can’t hide.

Are you comin’ with me?

Come let me take you on a party ride

And I’ll teach you, teach you, teach you

I’ll teach you the electric slide

I can’t stop laughing. Of course it was. Like he wrote are you coming with me. Excuse me sir?

RIP to ever kid’s childhood (mine included) who just realized they were grooving to pure sex music. Lmao.

This dude though best joke on society EVER.

@texasbama @blue-ishx @kumkaniudaku @brianabreeze @heyauntieeee @sarahboseman @halfrican-heat @90sinspiredgirl

[kumkaniudaku]

😂😂😂. Bro hit the fuck it button.

[prettyvintageafternoon]

I DO NOT ACCEPT IT

[brianabreeze-deactivated2019010]

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

Me when I found out 😭 my four year old self was dancing to this all the way up to this day 😂😭

[savvygunner]

[b99ladies]

What kind of person are you when dealing with problems?

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek (2001) 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anxiety is just a bunch of conspiracy theories about yourself.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[tenebrisirae]

Mom I love chu

[karmas-a-betch]

3.2 million, love you mama

[guitarman68-blog]

Damn

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

this post is literally so ugly why does it exist

[hchocolate]

Phucking hate this shiiit

[straightchibull1]

No chances

[dianapforlunch]

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[lokisnotdeadbitches]

“The perfect video doesn’t exi-” Credits to Voordeel on YouTube for creating this amazing and perfectly timed video you can follow @voordeel-ts the original creator of this video and check out their other awesome videos as well

[the-porcelain-empress-deactivat]

White couples that adopt non-white kids

[draumbouy-deactivated20150111]

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[dorothy-in-wonderland-blog]

this is the best gift that anyone could have gotten me

[mischievouss-girll-blog]

THE ACTIVITY IS LITERALLY JUST CONNECTING TRUMP AND RUSSIA HAHAHAHA i love how much shade this book throws

[dorothy-in-wonderland-blog]

store link for everyone asking me where to find this gem

[w1ttgenstein]

[imeldamnnn]

This makes me laugh so hard every time.

[mew-squared]

This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore

[asperfectasharmony]

because he’s galloping?

[troyesivan]

WELL?!? DID YA?!?!

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

[andawhirlaway-deactivated202403]

I will never not reblog this.

[spacethezach-deactivated2019041]