Andrew

24, NYC. Music, films, television, politics, and memes. Not every prodigy can age that well Not every mannequin can stand so fucking still. Other places @andrewsflannels

[orpheusilver]

absolutely fascinating when someone likes a post you reblogged in 2017 and nothing else like king how did you even find that

[lierdumoa]

We found a version of the post with an obnoxious reblog chain and the original post is gone so we had to look back through the post notes to find a clean reblog.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This actually explains a lot, thank you.

[yyunglame]

[calamitysong]

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

[calamitysong]

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

[barin-mclegg]

im going to do this right now to spite you motherfucker

[barin-mclegg]

Wait I’ve never actually done it with this phone how do I get the back off

[barin-mclegg]

I hate this

[calamitysong]

sad isn't it

[im-notadoctor]

I lied. I kept scrolling, I had a laugh, I saw something deeply unsettling, I’m done now.

[ruinedchildhood]

[jcash91]

😩😩😩 please don’t do that

[autiestella-archive]

good morning, “autism isn’t bad, (notable genius/inventor/etc.) was autistic!” isnot good talk for promote accept autism

intelectual disable autistic exist

autistic with severe issue exist

autistic who never gonna be “that smart” exist

autistic who severe disable in other ways exist

autistic who need help live life exist

& that OK. we OK. we deserve love & accept. we not need be useful genius who save day. is OK if you see self in those ppl, but not all us do, & cannot use them as reason we should be value.

we should be value because each living breathing person. end story

[karometeenk]

i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature

[bunniope]

they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then

[thetyrannosaur]

[ironychan]

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

[ironychan]

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.

[sanctferum]

NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: ...what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

[kesonafyren]

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

[haltraveler]

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

[acetrek]

Just learned that the guy who made the Garfield “You are not immune to propaganda” started selling NFT’s

[acetrek]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[alienfuckerdeluxe]

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

[drakovictorious]

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

[no-chill-at-all]

[thedarkestlovee]

This the one!

[beyonslayed]

Stop

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

LMAO

[pointnclick]

i used to pretend to be a horse at recess with this other girl no one liked but it got too weird for me after one day where she laid on her side and pretended to give birth to a foal and was making really agonized horse birth sounds

[2460onetruepairing]

[theconcealedweapon]

[odin-n-out]

To give my two cents on U.S.American eurovision (statesvision?) or to live on in blissful silence and harmony with the tumblr discourse blogs....

[rustymetallilacs]

This is my first time hearing of this and I’m going to pretend I didn’t

[odin-n-out]

Good luck!!

[wintersmitth]

Better yet, consume content about it exclusively through Eurovusion blogs!!

[odin-n-out]

“Americans will never understand pitting neighboring countries of different cultures against each other on stage” have you ever had the pleasure of putting a new yorker and new jerseyan in the same room

[odin-n-out]

Ok I just want to preface that most my sadness at the hot takes on this event are when arguments against it are based in the belief that all of the regions of the US are too similar to have “representative” or fun performances. Please leave your favorite american cultural phenomena or state rivalry below

[odin-n-out]

Results are still pouring in but here’s what I’ve gathered from the tags:

[odin-n-out]

In addition:

[odin-n-out]

[lilhawkeye3]

[heather-the-heathen]

[frostedej]

Me, a Michigander:

[corvidexoskeleton]

Alaska:

[albeeno-rheeno78]

Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Virginia

[meridiel]

this post means nothing to me but i can replace all of these with european countries so i support the general feeling

[lastoneout]

[kaldicuct]

Texas

[incxl]

Los Angeles

San Francisco

Orange (CA)

Yucca Valley

Mojave @/ Palm Springs

[im-notadoctor]

I log in every couple of weeks, see that a few new obvious porn bots have followed me, wonder what the point of the nsfw content ban was, see two or three things that royally fuck mr up and then log off.