adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
Sade Olutola
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
🪼
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
Monterey Bay Aquarium
NASA
Game of Thrones Daily

@theartofmadeline
h

pixel skylines

tannertan36
No title available
hello vonnie
we're not kids anymore.

PR's Tumblrdome

Kaledo Art
trying on a metaphor
Keni

Discoholic 🪩
seen from Mexico

seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Ecuador

seen from Australia
seen from Türkiye

seen from United States

seen from Italy
seen from Australia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Honduras
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil

seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil

seen from Australia
seen from Jamaica
@imalivingcontradiction
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit
well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.
I was not expecting this
they have really good art too
…and that’s how I met your mother.
Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madness…
“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What the… Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.
Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering.
In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh.
OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
@cresselian
day 4, reflection day (sun.)
(1/8) I woke up super late today - extremely late. It’s already two and I’ve only been functionally awake for about an hour and a half to two hours. Last night took a toll on me, but I don’t regret it one bit. This has been a time to create memories and share experiences, which we most certainly have considering less than a week ago we were just strangers to each other. Now, it feels like life would be weird without having them around.
This past week has excited me for all that has yet to come. Even though it has only been the first weekend, it created a good start for the semester and excited us all for the opportunities we have.
day 3
I know I didn’t post the first few days of me being here, but it’s been fast and exciting so I tend to forget my plans. We’ve been exploring so much of the city and walking everywhere, like I have done more than 15,000 steps a day (let’s get those legs in shape).
(1/5) Thursday, we did our orientation. But first, and the most important, we took our placement exam for classes for the semester. I think I did well enough to not be in too low of classes but it’s a waiting game until Tuesday when it’s posted. La Vague is one of their on campus dining options which is the equivalent to USP at EKU, but food wise-so much better, extremely. For about 3 euro I got a giant plate of food, plus two sides and bread. Works for me!
I walked home for the first time this day which was so terrifying, but I made it with my salad and other things tucked away in my backpack. I relaxed and all was well. (Especially since the cat likes me)
(1/6) Yesterday, we took the bus with our USAC coordinators so we could see parts of the town with them (fresh market, church, tourism office, etc). After, around 11:30 or so we met with the Vice Mayor of Pau. We were supposed to meet with the mayor, but ya know, he’s a busy man. Anyway, we were welcomed and given bags with Pau on them; inside were maps and a super cool wooden pen. The ceremony closed with the wine of the region, Jurançon, some chocolates, cookies, and chips.
After this, we were left to our own devices. Eating lunch at a cute restaurant (croque poulet), riding the ferris wheel downtown and finding the best macaroons ever. We ended at the supermarket where everyone bought their dinner and parted ways.
(1/7) Today was just as long as yesterday and is still going! We took a tour with a professional (?), which was very unprofessional as she stopped multiple times to speak to friends but apparently, that’s a very French thing to do. Weird. We learned more about the Château de Pau, which is very beautiful. However, it was freezing outside and everyone’s toes were close to falling off their feet.
We went to the market in more detail this time. We tried cakes, cheeses, meats and fruits of the local area. It was such a great experience it helped us understand the region more and how to go about shopping in markets. Some cheese was questionable (sheep) and some meat (idk the name), but overall a good experience. Lunch again, this time just a crêpe, but we have come to realize the French don’t drink water, or if they do they don’t drink a lot? It sucks because we all want water all the time.
We went out, most of our first times legally at a bar. It was fun, we talked and talked about our universities, significant others, family and the reasons we came to France. We explored and bar hopped just to make the experience better we were intoxicated trying to find our way home. I remember last night but it most definitely was a struggle.
As a group, we’ve been bonding by exploring the city and what it has to offer while we’re here for the next four months. Between figuring out bus passes, ordering food and finding our way back it’s been an enjoyable and eye-opening experience so far.
get you a boy that sends you selfies and writes short stories for you
MY DAD’S DOG IS SCARED OF THE PUPPIES
HOW MANY DOGS AND PUPPIES ARE IN THIS VIDEO
*slams fist on table* NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF CONTENT
rip vine
No offense but Total Drama Island was one of the best reality tv shows ever made and it was fake and animated and is 10x better than most real reality tv shows still on today. fight me
Did you even watch Big Brother?
Please name one thing that happened on Big Brother that’s better than this scene.
i can wait but like i can’t wait to be married
the best days are the days when u feel really soft and full of love and u want to make sure everyone you care about feels that way too
this is the most beautiful thing
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
OH MY FUCKING GOD
This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.
Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.
ancient frog memes
et tu, dat boi?
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
(x)
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
Original scene X
II
Edited Scene X
So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
I named him chicken nugget
Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright
So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around
update hes entirely yellow now
i made him a tube room
hes crawlin all over the place checking it out
its happening
False alarm he moved a bit This guy
??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna
whats he doing
its happening part 2 For Real This Time
chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway
i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone
sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now
hes been chillin like this for a couple days
hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉
let me know how he’s doing soon
HES BUSTIN OUT
im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up
hope he doesnt party too hard
🐛 💤 💤
hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage
CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!
hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit
this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang
https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0
there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad
this was an incredible experience
(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)