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[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[gumi-megpoidd]

girl who begs for attention but the second she receives any she gets scared

[gumi-megpoidd]

girl who wants attention but also had a fear of being watched

[gumi-megpoidd]

so guess who figured out she probably has paranoia

[gumi-megpoidd]

so sorry to everyone

[gumi-megpoidd]

girlies this is not a good thing

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[dzumii]

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[proxycentauri621]

Isometric fop

[justavixeninaredsweater]

@fuck-detector

[fuck-detector]

fucks in box. box fucks. much to learn

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[hagnanimous]

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

[perriaeyjeve]

[ovur]

Shut the fuck up about feminine and masculine energy

[wordfather]

i know a lot of people have been very very hot lately but no worries found a solution and i . watered the sun

youre welcome guys

[wordfather]

guyssssss dont worry that it suddenly got reeeeeeeally dark ive got my best men on it😁

[wordfather]

hey guys so how mad would you be if i accidentally started an apocalypse just a reminder this is what i look like;

are you mad at me

[wordmother]

Can we get a divorce

[wordfather]

:(

[megpricephotography]

Young Barney, happy on the hills in the summer of 2008

[auroraborealis2004]

Calling all of the Cinderella Boy fandom, do we think Chase is a good singer or not?? Besides the fact that we literally can’t hear him sing I genuinely can’t decide if he’s actually good. I want to say yes, but I feel like I’m just biased because Chase is my favorite and he deserves the world. And just because a person wants to be an artist (or I guess famous in Chase’s case) doesn’t necessarily mean they’re good at it. I’ve been spending way too much time thinking about this.

[haunteddollsgeorg]

As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

[odinsblog]

This is their logic: