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Jay | 25 | ♋ | They/Them | Agender | This blog is mainly desktop. And whenever I remember it and not just my other account....oops

[8pxl]

PSA: Tumblr/Wordpress is preparing to start selling our user data to Midjourney and OpenAI.

you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well.

to opt out on desktop, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.

to opt out on mobile, click your blog ➡️ scroll then click visibility ➡️ toggle opt out option.

if you’ve already opted out of showing up in google searches, it’s preselected for you. but you also have to opt out for each blog you own separately, so if you’d like to prevent AI scraping your blog i’d really recommend taking the time to opt out. (source)

[kushblazer666]

[just-hush]

We had to say goodbye to our sweet old girl early this morning. After having her in our lives for over 12 years it's taking a while to fully process that she's gone 💔

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

[esoanem]

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

[lunamargarita]

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

[thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes]

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

[definitelynotclayface]

Female presenting gkpmnipples

[caustic-light]

This is how french works, but with vowels.

[parasitoidism]

the yugioh wiki list of deaths is funny because its like a list of all the insane fucked things that happen in the manga and it's always like "was sent to the shadow realm in the 4kids anime" like the localization team looked at that and was like we're not even gonna go there

[parasitoidism]

like what else would you even do with this

[thecuriousinferno]

[pathologising]

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[wyldstallyn]

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[jumbleytumbles]

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

[ferret-on-pancakes]

When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory

[exit-path]

wait hold on i gotta look something up

[exit-path]

what the fuck

[anxietyproblem]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[wehavekookies]

Painting some devils <3

[sleepy-bebby]

ultraviolence

[grimeclown]

Ah man I wanted to go out and bite people but the chain on my collar doesn’t reach out to the sidewalk so I can only go in a circle around the lawn

[unclefather]

What did you mean by this

[drdaanvondutch]

wild boar piglet/hoglet x100

[drdaanvondutch]

wild boar piglet/hoglet x1000

soft bed for piglet/hoglet x1100

[drdaanvondutch]

food for piglet/hogllet x1100

little shoes for tiny hooves x2200

[drdaanvondutch]

“will that be all sir?” m y brave butler asks me at the piglet/hoglet store

“for now…” i tell him

[drdaanvondutch]

* i ring the bell for my butler*

“More shopping to be done sir?”

“Yes.”

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[siphersaysstuff]