I'm Kris

lost in the sauce 19 they/he

[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

how is any of this considered blogging

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[natalieironside]

Back in the 90s you could go to your local news channel and be like "I had a near-death experience and I went to Heaven for 5 minutes and I saw Jesus riding a skateboarding unicorn" and they'd put you on tv

[natalieironside]

You could tell a cop you'd seen a vampire in the woods and they'd send guys to go look for it

[cipheramnesia]

You still can, just put woke+trans in front

[natalieironside]

I died on the operating table for 5 minutes and I went to WOKE heaven and saw TRANSGENDER Jesus and His PRONOUNS angels

[skinks]

you need to pull the whole layer of dead skin off your lips every day in winter it’s how you grow a beautiful. New skin like a lizard no don’t look at the camera look at me. it’s called a chrysalis not a chrysalisn’t. the blood is normal

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[dogpuppy]

[halondrus]

[halondrus]

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

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[aromanticofficial]

official shadow the hedgehog post

[charl0ttan]

would you be willing to post online

[whatevenisaquid]

Maybe.

[segamascott]

[rexuality]

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

[rexuality]

[citisstreets]

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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[catmask]

furries everywhere i love you