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@immortaloddity
Griffinās High-tech RĆ©sumĆ© of the Future
hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadinĀ
one time i tried to do the "ive decided im gonna start gaslighting you" "you're gonna start gaslighting me?" "thats not what i said" joke with one of my friends but i said "ive decided im gonna start gaslighting you" and he just went "ok"
why is there no Barbie mortician career doll
everybody is like āoh you think dolls die?ā āhow would a kid tell if a doll is dead?ā have you ever watched a child play with dolls, they have morbid creativity levels that rival Shakespeare
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I worked really hard on this
*sighs*
*pulls out dusty picture from an old desk*
*slaps it down on a post*
help, itās again
how do you guys feel about the fact that these two characters exist in the same universe
Happy International Womenās Day!
2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
For those who are like- huh⦠hereās a translation
1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)
2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)
3) Partake in self care
STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.
STRAIGHT SEX??????
Does anyone here remember that time Disney made a bad live action reboot of Beauty and the Beast and then decided that they should just... 3D scan Emma Watson's face to go on the Belle dolls they made.
Every time I remember this exists I start laughing so hard I feel nauseous. She looks like she's trying to pretend she's not high while talking to her son's homeroom teacher
the what
*coughs* Friendly doll person here.
So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? Thereās your normal body, but thereās also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now.
Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie.
Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. Weāve gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik.
This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time thereās been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth ā but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls!
The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info
@bifrosted-flakes
hey uhhh, we found your boyfriend under a bridge. yeah heās fine but he keeps talking about āfucking numptiesā. yeah they kept him in a coffin. yeah they think heās a vampire. said he tasted funny ://
So true @mostlymaudlin
and iād like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers
We investigated how they charge more for less.
So, we now know on a direct statistical level that Dollar General is literally making the Vimes Boots Theory of Economic Unfairness into a part of its core business model.
Sweet jesusā¦
Would you like to know some actual real examples of the shittiest of Dollar General , even before I read this article?
Do not buy anything, literally*anything* from Dollar General without checking the expiration date.
In a two week period, I pulled $800 worth of expired product off the shelves, and personally crossed out all the barcodes and placed giant Xs on the packaging to prevent my coworkers or Store manager from āaccidentallyā putting them back on the shelf.
The store manager*literally* told me āhey stop pulling stuff from the shelf, Iām in trouble with the DM for having this much $$$ in damagesā
So I looked at him and said āIf I find expired product, I am pulling it. If you donāt want that to happen you need to actually rotate things.ā
To which he blustered a bit and walked away, waving his hands.
Did you know that Baby products, such a formula, medicine, etc, all have to get pulled from the shelves a full month before their expiration date, to ensure that anyone buying it has time to use it all before it expires to avoid poisoning infants?
The second Dollar General I worked at (transferred with a move) had Baby formula and medicine on the shelves that had expired ā
Wait for it!
Two. Fucking. Years. Previously.
Two YEARS. Two years ago! And theyāre required by state law (in pa at least when I worked retail up there) to be pulled one month BEFORE it expires, and these fuckers were trying to sell baby products that expired 24 months ago.
And letās not forget to mention they resold Returned Product which is very much illegal in the United States ! This includes everything from FOOD to goddamn fucking medicine. They slapped a 25% off sticker on the product and stuck it on the clearance rack so people would just assume it was on clearance instead of literal food or medicine that could have been tampered with.
Vendors such as Pepsi and Tastykake regularly āforgotā to rotate their displays because they knew no one at the store would notice or care that their products were expired two months ago.
I regularly pulled an entire displays worth of Pepsi and Tastykake products off the shelves because they were expired and put them in the back room to be collected in the proper āvendor returnās areaā¦. Only to come in the next day and see the vendors had deliberately put them back on the shelves, because they make commission and they donāt want to take the hit of losing so many $ in sales.
So, thatās when the Sharpie made itās first appearance. A big old X across every single Pepsi bottle cap and across the biggest logo , and a giant X across every single individually wrapped Tastykake package.
They stopped putting expired product *back* on the sales floor after thatā didnāt stop them from trying to sneak in new expired crap though, because literally no one else at the entire store would ever, ever check dates, let alone pull product from the sales floor.
Dollar General is literally the shittiest possible job you can have. You are part of a staff of like. 5 employees total if youāre lucky and if one person misses a shift youāre there from open to close. You can be promoted to a key holder but youāre only making $2 over minimum wage of $7.25 and youāre not getting any benefits or sick days or literally anything to make up for the unparalleled stress that working their full time will give you when you have to pull 12 hour shifts., While people scream and throw shit at you across the registers.
If you currently work at a Dollar General and any of this sounds familiar, first of all next time someone says keep the receipt, use it to take the survey and exclaim about how much expired shit is in the store without giving it away that itās an employee complaining, take a LOT of pictures and find a job somewhere else that actually pays you and gives you benefits for your work. If you work at Dollar General doing register and stocking and closing/opening manager duties congrats, you can go to literally any other retail job and have 90% less stress and 50%+ more pay.
If youāre able to find a job somewhere else while youāre still employed at DG feel free to gather all the expired shit in the store in one huge pile and take a picture of it piled up with details of the expired dates and crap and send it directly to corporate or your District Manager before walking out the door on your last day :)