It's Euphoria

Amanda. 27. FSU grad. Disney lover. Theatre geek.

[ivegotdimpleswhenismile]

Get a man who can do both.

[entertainment]

Attention: On July 14th 2021, the God of Mischief will be transforming Tumblr into TOMBLR and Tom Hiddleston will be answering some of your questions!

Ask wisely.

[nildespirandum]

Fic Masterlist updated 5.20.21

LOKI

Series -

Loki and Nora’s Infinity Stone Playlist - Loki / OFC,  Lady Loki / OFC, NSFW, romance, adventure, everything else - ongoing and quite long  UPDATED 4.10.21!

https://archiveofourown.org/series/520786 

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.   - Loki / OFC,  Incubus Loki, VERY NSFW, Urban fantasy - ongoing

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1179989

Admitting No Impediment - Loki / OFC, NSFW, romance

https://archiveofourown.org/series/773208

*NEW*  The Arrangement - Jotun Loki/OFC, arranged marriage trope, NSFW, magic school settings, romance, adventure - UPDATED 5.08.21 !!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2151882

Stories -

The Tale of the Golden Horn - A Pirate Loki Story  - Loki / OFC, NSFW, Adventure -  in progress

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18123434/chapters/42847751  

The Frost Queen - A Loki Fairy Tale - Loki / OFC, NSFW, romance, angst, Jotunn Loki - In progress

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19701373/chapters/46623895

The Frost King - Drabble, outtake scene from The Frost Queen - 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26375716

Rapacity - A Vampire Loki story.  Loki/OFC, NSFW, mystery, romance, light horror, vampire stuff. COMPLETE 5.27.21!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24869515/chapters/60167785

Birthday Flowers - Loki / OFC, One-shot, NSFW

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19441603

Taking the Blame - One-shot, HORROR

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19398427

Reigning In Hel - Loki/OFC,  Jotunn Loki, NSFW, alternate history, long

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11897298/chapters/26875554  

What the Hel is Going On?  - Loki / OFC, Loki / Sigyn, NSFW, MythLoki!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18870040

The Store That Has Everything - Loki / OFC, One-shot, NSFW, Friends to lovers

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15281871

The Marriage of Heaven and Hel - Loki / OFC, NSFW, Darker Loki, with extra Guardians of the Galaxy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10637868/chapters/23534997

The Waiting Game - Loki / OFC, One-shot,  Post-Endgame, major character death

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14454390

Unceremonious - Loki/OFC, NSFW, erotic, caper,  arranged marriage and public sex tropes

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26047498

The Solstice Problem - Loki/OFC - complete, NSFW, magic school, mischief, a sequel to Unceremonious

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27664526/chapters/67696391

Irresistible Force Meets Immovable Object - A WIP Snippet from Love is Hel 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31053158  ADDED  5.02.21!

THOMAS SHARPE -

Perfection - Sir Thomas Sharpe / OFC, Gothic romance, NSFW, Horror

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13706409/chapters/31484748

An Inconvenient Convenience - Sir Thomas Sharpe/OFC, Smut, NSFW, trapped an elevator trope.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25508422

JAMES CONRAD-

No Man Returns From War - James Conrad / OFC, NSFW, BDSM

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20225020/chapters/47930947

Home Can Be a Person - James Conrad/ OFC, NSFW, second chances, humor, romance, only one bed trope.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25671568/chapters/62325355

ADAM -

Series - 

Tales from the Bookstore Basement, or Flitcraft’s.  Only Lovers Left Alive AU, Adam/OFC  NSFW, vampires, music, romance, erotica - ongoing  NEW CHAPTER 4.2.21

 https://archiveofourown.org/series/1683517

82 Alfred Street - Only Lovers Left Alive, Adam/OFC, Dark fic, NSFW, death, non-con, biting, haunted house part of  @jtargaryen18’s Haunted House 2020 challenge

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26772148

JONATHAN PINE - 

The Sous Chef - The Night Manager AU, Jonathan Pine/OFC, NSFW, Restaurant AU, romantic comedy, ongoing - UPDATED 4.28.22!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29708649/chapters/73060107

TOM HIDDLESTON-

Out of Nowhere - Tom Hiddleston / OFC, One shot, erotica

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19351654

The Project(s) - Tom Hiddleston, gen, humor, one shot

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29448699

[alexakeyloveloki]

Here here lovely people! Look at this delicious masterlist! Full with fresh updates, classical stories with a lovely twist here and there, dark, sweet romance and smut. Glorious, filthy, kinky, mouth watering smut. All packed in some of the most infuriatingly talented writing I ever read. C'mon, c'mon, go ahed. It is all free!!!! 💚🙌💖😉😁💚💚💚🙌🙌🙌

[nildespirandum]

I love you back, @alexakeyloveloki !  Thank you!

[commandernarumi]

the best thing in the episode full of grief and tears is gotta be loki scrunching his nose while playing the time twister tool

[imnosylviaplath]

But like, I want to be that time twister tool...

[willow-of-stars]

Episode 1

My plan is to do one drawing for each episode, let's see if I succeed

[chewbacca]

Ahsoka Tano reveals the Child’s real name. THE MANDALORIAN | 2.05

[hairstylesbeauty]

CHALLENGE: Can you get through these 33 funny Tumblr posts without laughing once?

[dwight-schrutes]

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

Reblog if you give Goths permission to pose and take photos on your grave after you die to support their aesthetic and will support them in the afterlife.

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[firstoffletmesayi]

I love it

[calder]

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

[calder]

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

[blackwashedmax]

Honey is literally murder but go off

[kasaron]

Prove it.

[blackwashedmax]

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

[kasaron]

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

[blackwashedmax]

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

[hematite2]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[leonardo-nierman]

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

[gemstone-gynoid]

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom. 

[darkenedyeastextract]

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

[demonius-darkblade]

bee carnival

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

[bastlynn]

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

[velmasdinkleys]

“not all men.” you’re right. ron stoppable, king of respecting women and their bodies, would never.

[testimonialpictures-deactivated]

Some trans guy tips from your dad

Don’t try that mascara/arm hair shit. I’ve been passing for more than a year with short, blond arm hair. It’s not an important secondary sex characteristic.

Board shorts (without pockets in the front) do wonders to minimize the width of your hips. Always choose board shorts over swim trunks. Choose them over cargo shorts if it’s appropriate.

Speak from your chest, never from your head.

The goal of binding should not be an entirely flat chest; you should bind for your body type.

GC2b makes the best binders out there, and their products are designed specifically for trans men/transmasculine people.

It might seem useless if you’re pre-T, but working out can be a big help for dysphoria.

Eyebrows are really important to passing pre-testosterone. Muss that shit up. Make them look unkempt.

When you ask for a haircut, make sure the edges in the back are squared, not rounded.

If you have peach fuzz, I would advise shaving it. Cis guys shed theirs when they go through puberty. Shaving can also help with facial hair dysphoria.

Don’t ever buy a binder from Amazon. They run in strange sizes (I was an XXL even though I’m a M in GC2b) and take weeks/months to come. It’s also difficult to breathe in them after a few hours.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

@shyguyshiloh @kuchenkat

[11dragonmaster]

Spread the word, especially for the board shorts thing!!!!!! They do WONDERS for making hips appear slimmer!!!!!

[thestrugglinwriter-blog-deactiv]

@cloudstreamer

[thingsthatarebetterthansex]

for my masculine children :-*

[seventhnight]

Adding a couple things. 

-Patience is a virtue you need to come to terms with. Even on T, things take time. My voice dropped immediately, but my cycle continued for 6 months. We’re all different. 

-In the summer, HYDRATE YOURSELF. A binder is an extra layer, and mine have always been very warm. 

-When its not too hot, layers are your friend. You’d be surprised what even simply an undershirt can do to smooth out your look. 

-You are going to get misgendered. This is a fact, and it sucks. Learn to politely correct people. Remember you might be the first (openly) trans person they meet, so be a good ambassador. 

-When you start T, your smell will change. You will sweat like you’ve never sweat before, and it WILL STINK. Adjust your bathing habits accordingly. 

[nyamafriend]

*coughs in direction of my trans friendos*

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

If you have a really large chest you might do better with Underworks binders. They aren’t pretty, they’re not soft, but they do a good job and were the first on the market for a very long time. I couldn’t stand gc2b so if you’re like me, try Underworks.

Don’t double bind.

DON’T USE DUCK TAPE. I still have scars from a dumb decision I made as a teen and I’m 31 now.

When the time comes for top surgery, shop around. Find someone who will tailor your chest to your needs. Look at their portfolio. Compare surgeons. See if you can find someone who will work with your health insurance if you have it.

Be safe. Be healthy. Take your time. It’s not a race or a competition.

[constellations-and-energy]

*incoherent screaming* MY TRANS MEN/ TRANS MASCULINE FOLLOWERS, L O O K👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[thatspectacularpigeon]

I know a lot of my friends are Trans men so look!!

[the-one-and-only-allium]

@romeo-appreciation-squad @sxft-bxy-mlm @existential-pasta @undervaluedagent hey guys look

[the-lad-system]

If you don’t mind, I’d also add

Resting the bottom of your shirt on the waist of your pants- similar to French tucking- makes your torso look more boxy and helps reduce the appearance of your chest. It works best with sweatpants

Stand with your legs a little further apart than you’re used to. It makes your hips look more proportionate to the rest of your body.

Standing straight up (mostly when binding or using other methods of visually reducing your chest) makes you look more masculine.

If you don’t have a packer, use a bunched up pair of socks.

Pushing your jaw forward gives you more of a visible jawline. Just don’t go too far, other wise it looks a little odd.

Basketball jerseys help visually minimize your chest. Just throw on a jacket/flannel to hide bras/binders from the sides.

These are all I can think of at the moment, but they really helped me

[insertchaoticenbyname]

[queer-cosette]

Oh, hey, nonbinary AFAB here! Would like to add that if you live in a country where medical prescriptions are cheap and you don’t have to jump through millions of hoops to get one, going on the Pill if you can’t get a testosterone prescription works wonders for period-related dysphoria (and it’s probably easier most places to get that prescription if you inquire about it because of ‘painful periods’). Also, I knew a trans guy who when he was pre-T learned contour in order to sharpen his jawline and honestly when he perfected it I genuinely didn’t recognise him for three solid minutes until I noticed his backpack. 

[visionaryness]

[golgibodies]

just a reminder if you’re bored you can always answer some simple trivia and give rice to people in need.

and it’s absolutely free

http://freerice.com/

[ricco4]

We used to sit for hours in middle school and do this. That’s cool it’s still up and running.

[pinksthetics]

Yo i was just wondering the other day if this is still a thing

[franscribe]

Has an app. A bunch of categories and difficult levels. I just searched ‘UN freerice’ in the Play store. You can also make groups to compete with friends 😊

[worldsingers]

Reminder that FreeRice operates on ad revenue! If you are using the website, make sure your adblockers are disabled, or no revenue will be generated from your answered questions!

Here are the two URLs linked in that screenshot:

World Food Programme

Learn more about how the WFP is funded

[actualrulerofdead]

If you’re a person who enjoys trivia and has limited funds, this is a wonderful way to help. 

It might be small, but every grain helps!

[sizvideos]

A man has built Ogo, a hands-free wheelchair for his paraplegic friend (video)

[thelamprey]

Holy shit this is awesome.

[imfemalewarrior]

For any wheelchair users following me! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[weaselle]

every few months I forget about this and then see it again and it is always one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

So this time I looked it up, I wondered how to get one and how much it cost. Turns out  it was a bit hard to find, actually, and that’s because it’s no longer called the Ogo, it’s called the Omeo.

They are pretty advanced as a product now, in terms of accessories, color options, etc (they have an off road conversion kit and stuff!). They are kind of expensive, tho not necessarily when compared to other wheel chairs, which cost anywhere from a couple hundred bucks for a shitty one, to like 4k for a high end electric one. An Omeo will cost you just under 2k.

Here is their website, if you want to learn more: https://omeotechnology.com/

[immopengu]

ONE MORE TIME FOR ALL MY WHEELCHAIR USERS!!!!

[mac-the-knife]

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

[libraryoftheancients]

Edmund was on WWII sugar rationing.