This is not a tumblr.

Fuck off.

[acybernetickiwi]

My hard drive is full again -_-

[imnotyourfriend]

lol amy my dash did the thing

[parisiangiraffe]

No idea what the front piece is doin, but Tharja has ✨debuted ✨

[gothabilly-kitty]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Emoji divination

[imnotyourfriend]

💤🙏🦫🖤💪

[hyperbali]

Absolutely incredible work, lads

[mylordshesacactus]

Can you imagine being the disgruntled low-level WOTC employee staring at the word “mindflayer” in this Creative Commons document and being screamed at to get it up already because the company is actively bleeding out on the floor and your cursor is hovering over the button and you just. know. you know in your bones. that

a) Never again in your life will you have the chance for this kind of god-tier ninth-level casting of Malicious Compliance

and b) if you are running things at Wizards of the Fucking Coast and are still stupid enough to keep going after being asked “Are you sure?” you deserve absolutely everything you get

[chaosophia218]

John Coulthart - A series of pictures illustrating stories for ‘The Demons of King Solomon’, edited by Aaron French, 2017. The mythology of King Solomon and his Solomonic magic played a key role in the history of magic and occultism and influenced countless haunting and fantastical tales. The traditions of goetia and grimoire owe their uniqueness to the legendary accounts of different classes, abilities, and categories of demons. Asmodeus, Belial, Abyzou, and Marchosias - these cryptic, evocative names continue to fascinate and terrify those who dare utter them.

Asmodeus Abyzou Agaras Amdusias Belial Ephippas Hanar Marchosias Ornias Beur

[theweirdwideweb]

[epilepticsaints]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[scientificphilosopher]

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

[curiousobsession101]

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

[scientificphilosopher]

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

[libraryspectre]

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

[captain-snark]

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

[gehayi]

The launch date for the Europa Clipper is October 2024.

[syolen]

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

[imnotyourfriend]

you're gonna try to fuck them, aren't you?

[imnotyourfriend]

Netflix branded Chess....

[extremedivass]

RICH PUSSY OF THE MEGABUSTY MILF AVA

[inthetags]

Bisexuals, reblog and put in the tags if you are in an heterosexual relationship, gay relationship or if you're single

[imnotyourfriend]

4 way, 2 couple poly. MFFM

[kwistowee]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS | STRANGER THINGS S4 REFERENCES and PARALLELS

[castelnou]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Next:

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[northern-punk-lad]

“They can’t even afford soup” proceeds to wastes soup like they could have donated that and fed a hungry family but middle class eco activists just do this for attention

[kipplekipple]

Jesus Christ

[kipplekipple]

Van Gogh couldn't afford soup either

[anais-ninja-bitch]

the painting is behind glass, so there’s only slight damage to the frame and whatever clean up will be needed to the gallery, but it’s still going to waste several hours of a conservationists time. like, what are we doing here? what was accomplished besides annoying the fuck out of some museum workers and wasting 2 tins of perfectly good soup?

[wizardpotions]

the way these are obvious plants, literally just exactly what oil execs think "activist" looks like

[femmefurina-deactivated20240814]

Fun fact: Just Stop Oil is funded by the Climate Emergency Fund, which is funded itself by oil heiress Aileen Getty of Getty Oil, which was responsible for a 30 million gallon oil spill in NY.

This was a psyop.