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aro ace || sporadic user of tumblr trapped here since 2012

[uniquesmalltreasures]

FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[wayward-quartz]

[macabrekawaii]

Sailor Moon is so important

[steamclouds]

happy pride ✨

[qqchurch]

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[leeshajoy]

I feel a little sorry for all the normies who watched Markiplier's latest video and went "the fuck does Ryan Gosling have to do with anything???"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[homoquartz]

[mossy-bench]

here's the image without the screenshot

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

[titanandclank-deactivated201811]

i really want you to get that chicken man

[processintegrated]

If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it. Just for you.

[egberts]

i hate that social media apps have decided it's their job to scroll for you and autoplay the next video in a desperate attempt to get you to stay. like genuinely nothing you do will make me stay and watch that video after you force it onto the screen in front of me. the minute you auto scroll from what i was watching to your stupid distraction technique, i close the app and you fail. fuck you

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[evilwizard]

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

[evilwizard]

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

[mooglythegreatandgoogly]

boss, is this stuff supposed to make pink smoke hearts?

[evilwizard]

wuhoh