[blackvelvetofnight]

concerts should cost 3 shiny nickels and be a block away. beautiful women take my hand we're going

[stuart-townsend]

+

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

use more olive oil

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[mapledre-deactivated20191006]

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i

[sonypraystation]

[bardbreakfast]

today is earth day! in honor of Mother Earth let’s guillotine every ceo that’s willfully contributing to climate change despite having billions of dollars that could be used to stop it!

[goosebumpsslime]

No one:

Cicadas, emerging from the ground after 17 years:

[todaysbird]

i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it

x

[teddie-bear]

Crow: these are my friends

Other birds: no we’re not

Crow: you are :)

[peterlewis]

frustrating trying to b goth when ur skin isnt pale

[garlicsaucewithdahomies-deactiv]

GOTH HAS NO COLOR. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

[grawly]

my coworkers went to NYC over the weekend and brought me back this

[grawly]

[onnihopedream]

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[taquito]

batman dies in infinity war

[maliketh]

[salzspektrum]

wonder woman chokes that thot thanos to death

[chickenfarmersan]

[chickenfarmersan]

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

[lividlovers]

LOL

[vibraants0ul]

Same energy 😂

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

simultaneously wishing i were a woodland fairy, a maiden in the scottish highlands who is actually a selkie, a victorian naturalist who scandalously wears pants, a 1960s schoolgirl by the sea, a friendly forest witch, a reef-dwelling mermaid, a ghostly gothic heroine, or maybe a cat