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[incokpop]

Jisung: You call it 'really bad at darts', I call it freestyle acupuncture

Seungmin: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave

[incokpop]

Taehyun: so what’s the plan for tonight?

Huening Kai: are you sure you want to talk about the P-A-R-T-Y in front of the A-D-U-L-T-S?

Yeonjun: gee, it’s times like these when i sure wish i could spell

[incokpop]

soobin: [wearing yeonjun’s sweater]

yeonjun: Stealing from me again?

soobin: What?

yeonjun: First my heart, then my clothes.

yeonjun: What's next? My surname?

soobin:

soobin: We have the same surname

[incokpop]

Beomgyu, texting: goodnight babe ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Beomgyu: sorry the knife wasn't supposed to be there

Beomgyu: or was it

[incokpop]

Serim, walking into the practice room:

Hyeongjun : good morning!

Hyeongjun: you may be wondering why I'm glued to the ceiling.

[incokpop]

Doyoung: I am speechless! I’m at a loss for words!

Sicheng, narrating: And despite having no words, Doyoung yelled at us for the next fifteen minutes

[incokpop]

mingi: must you always attack me with words?

seonghwa: you want me to use rocks?

[incokpop]

renjun: it’s a christmas present. what’s inside? dissapointment.

[incokpop]

Yukhei: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Yukhei: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Yukhei: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good.

[incokpop]

mark: Mark the day, donghyuck. May 18th, 4:00 P.M.

donghyuck: Oh, honey, we are well into October.

[mcrkhyucks]

donghyuck to mark: First of all, you’re throwing too many big words at me. Because I don’t understand them, I’m gonna take them as disrespect.

[incokpop]

I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

—donghyuck

[incokpop]

“he looks like the human version of nemo, all he needs is a fish costume.”

—My friend talking about renjun with orange hair

[torchinnit]

au where mark doesn’t leave dream

[incokpop]

youngjae: do you think mark thinks in english or korean?

jinyoung: bold of you to assume mark thinks

[incokpop]

chenle, drinking apple juice alone: Jail is no fun, I can tell you that.

stranger: Oh, you’ve been?

chenle: Once. In Monopoly.

[incokpop]

minhyuk: when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. you know that rush?

hyungwon: no. no, see, when i first meet somebody it’s a great deal of panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.