Incorrect MXTX Quotes

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testing, testing, 1 2 3?

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Ling Wen: Quick. We need to get in that room!

Pei Ming: I got this!

Pei Ming: *breaks down the wall*

Shi Wudu: What was that? You could have just gone through the door!

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Mu Qing: Look, just because I’m mean to you don’t mean I don’t want to be your friend.

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Wei Wuxian: Relationship ended with life, the sweet embrace of death is my new best friend.

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Ming Fan: A whole entire peak and there isn’t a single drop of coffee?

Ning Yingying: Shizun hates coffee, you know that.

Luo Bingge [to the side, under his breath]: Well, he hates his disciples too and he still had plenty of us.

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Wei Wuxian: If we survive, we’ll be lauded as brilliant heroes. Even if we die, we’ll be martyrs. What’s there to lose?

Jiang Cheng: When she finds out, Mom is going to kill us. So, ‘all we have to lose’ is my sanity in my final moments, you bastard!

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Lan Sizhui: Senior Wei! Jin-gongzi is missing, can you find him?

Wei Wuxian: Do you think I’ve put a tracking talisman on him or something?

Lan Sizhui: Well... do you?

Wei Wuxian: Yeah, hang on.

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Mobei-Jun [trying to flirt]: Are you taken?

Shang Qinghua: Uh... only for granted.

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Wei Wuxian: No. You know what? Fuck you.

Wei Wuxian: *unrighteouses your cultivation*

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Jin Guangyao: Dage, I promise you that I’ve grown.

Nie Mingjue, looking him up and down: No, you haven’t.

Jin Guangyao: I meant as a person.

Nie Mingjue: No, you haven’t.

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Lan Jingyi: I lost Sizhui!

Jin Ling: What? How do you just lose an entire person?

Lan Jingyi: Oh, give me a break! He’s like two inches tall!

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Xie Lian: San Lang, what are you doing?

Hua Cheng: Oh, I’m writing a letter to someone who wanted to know why I use butterflies as my motif.

Xie Lian: San Lang, that just says, “Fuck around and find out.”

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Wei Wuxian: Of course you can trust me on this! Don’t you remember who saved you from that monster on our first solo nighthunt when we were teenagers?

Jiang Cheng: Don’t you remember who make it mad enough to chase me?

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Quan Yizhen: Shixiong always told me to pick my battles.

Quan Yizhen: So I picked all of them.

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Xie Lian: I don’t have the energy for this.

Shi Qingxuan: The energy for what?

Xie Lian, gesturing vaguely: This.

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He Xuan: If I had a coin for every time I thought about revenge, I’d have one coin because it’s all I think about.

Hua Cheng: Is that why you’re so fucking broke?

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Jin Ling: What’s up with you constantly pissing important people off?

Wei Wuxian: What’s up with your own bad attitude?