incorrect agents of shield

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Ward: It was for love.

Skye: Cool motive, still murder.

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Ward: Kiss the one you want most, Skye.

Skye: Ward?

Ward: Yes?

Skye: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Jemma.

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Hunter: Hey Bobbi, look, I'm melting butter.

Bobbi: That's great, Hunter. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

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Daisy: *wearing a cute outfit*

Jemma: Man I wish I could pull that off.

Daisy: Go ahead.

Jemma: What?

Daisy: What?

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May: Is there no way to get rid of Ward?

Coulson: Not without cause, May.

May: I have cause, it's because I hate him.

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Bobbi: [Standing outside Daisy's door] Daisy, we need to go! Come out!

Daisy: I'm bi.

Bobbi: Not what I meant but I still support you.

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Bobbi: I'm the smartest, most skilled member of this team!

Daisy: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Bobbi: I paid for my rolos, I'm getting my rolos!

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Mack: Okay. Hunter, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Hunter: Smartie cereal.

Mack: Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal.

Hunter: They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.

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Mack: Did you know that one out of four people are gay?

Mack: That means at least one of us is gay.

Daisy: I hope it's Bobbi.

Daisy: Bobbi is cute.

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Sneaking into hydra

Bobbi: Don't say a word.

Daisy: ....

Daisy: Fergalicious.

Bobbi: I said no words!

Daisy: Oh I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble, it's not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient to you.

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Mack: Alright. We'll see if we can break in. But be subtle.

Bobbi: Yeah, yeah.

Bobbi: *kicks down the door dramatically*

Mack [sighs]: That's not subtle

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Jemma: And now for a shield gay update with Daisy.

Daisy: We're getting gayer.

Jemma: Thank you Daisy.

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May: I have resting bitch face.

Coulson: You have 'I want you all dead face'.

Coulson: There's a subtle difference.

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Daisy: What is better than dynamite?

Bobbi: Boobs.

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I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.

Bobbi Morse

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Daisy: Mack, I did something terrible!

Mack: It's okay I have a shovel.

Daisy: Wait, what? Wait, what do you think I did?

Mack: It doesn't matter, Tremors. No one will ever know.

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Bobbi: You need to start worrying about your own body. When was the last time you had a carrot?

Hunter: Well, it's my least favourite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to I'll just eat the frosting.