"…Line?"

Going off script with your favorite musicals.

[jonnyinthewell]

Goodbye bunny boo!

Hello rabbit stew!

[fictionadventurer]

The very best thing about The Phantom of the Opera is that it shows us a possibly supernatural occurrence, then gives us a natural explanation that is infinitely crazier than the supernatural one would have been.

What if there was a ghost in the opera house that was killing people?

Requires you to accept the existence of ghosts, but otherwise is a straightforward story.

What if the chief contractor who built the opera house was a deformed circus freak who used his experience building palaces and torture chambers for sultans to keep building secret passageways and torture chambers in the basement when construction halted during the Franco-Prussian War, and then kept living down there working on an opera and killing and blackmailing people who crossed him and also training a pretty opera singer that he wants to marry?

There is nothing in the world that could have prepared me to expect even half of that.

[cat-dragoness]

@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord you are so right about this

[musicalhell]

Honestly, this explains so much about Christine's perspective too when you think about it.

My father sent me a guardian angel from Heaven to guide and comfort me in his absence: "Okay, not something that happens every day, but that is what guardian angels are supposed to do and Dad did indicate something like this would happen."

A hideously disfigured renaissance man, having all the natural skills and education to build himself a secret villain lair in a public building, extort enormous amounts of money from its management, and convince everyone he's a ghost, has developed a massive crush on me and has decided to express that through manipulation, kidnapping, and murder: "I cannot even begin to tell you how much this was not on my Bingo card."

[vampboyrock]

RTC wallpapers from the official Instagram ‼️

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Seymour: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing! Audrey II: BUT YA DIDN’T—

[your-least-favorite-poet]

wow the 21st day of the month of september

sure would be a shame if i bought a strange plant that appeared mysteriously during a total eclipse of the sun that turned out to feed solely on human blood

[angelofanimation]

Now, as always happens after an event like this, as a theater kid my rational brain is going “angry men don’t write the rules and guns don’t right the wrongs”, but then my emotional brain goes “some men have everything and some have none, that’s by design”, and you realize czolgosz kinda had a point.

[sandmandaddy69]

[rubykgrant]

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

[poupon]

I dared to piss too much now I'm poor

[your-least-favorite-poet]

this is just the premise of urinetown

[salubriousbean-deactivated20251]

URINETOWN MENTION ‼️

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

better hope your dollas

add up to the fee

we can’t have you peeing

for free

[october-funeral]

What if when Orpheus calls Hades “king of shades” he’s actually referencing Hades’s insane sunglasses collection.

[sunnifer]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Imagine you get arrested for a crime you didn't commit. It's super dramatic and the cop arresting you acts like you personally killed his dog the whole time and you're so confused. Eventually you go to trial and you find out the horrible crime not-you committed was violating parole. You're just about to be convicted of this crime you didn't commit and the fucking mayor sprints in and shouts "It was me! I did it!" Then proceeds to get arrested instantly. You'd be so fucking confused right

[purple-dinosaur17]

reblog if I can put random musical songs in your ask box. :)

@babyqueenfangirl @tatortots0478 @crowwolf8 @ovalbrain @radio-silence-fan @ch4rliespringg @faeriesandfables + anyone else who sees this

[b777-36n]

No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.

[per4mancecheck]

[inthetags]

reblog and put your favorite NON-DISNEY villain songs in the tags!

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Did you know you can just…send a letter to the White House at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW in Washington DC, 20500?

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Bringing this back for No Kings

[lestatslestits]

[minimushr00m]

your honour, the neurodivergent hyperfixation anthem is actually I Love The Way from Something Rotten the musical.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive

[nirruti]

This is such a hilarious take we should give untalented people who make bad art money you know just because guys

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Exactly. Glad you understand 💗

[fabiansociety]

good art grows from the soil of bad art, but also bad art justifies itself. it's still art

[knitmeapainting]

@powerbottombrucespringsteen

I agree, please enjoy. Acrylic on random thrift store found object, randomly selected colors and fonts from an online generator.

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