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Miley | she/her | 18

[puppetsoftomorrow]

"i asked chat gpt" "i asked grok" well i asked gideon and she put me in a time loop

[morethanonepage]

dc keeps putting out comics where john constantine interacts with literally everyone except for the one person I want to see him with

[nblm-tulipfield]

“am i bothering you?” no!! i really enjoy hearing you happy about your interests and you deserve to have someone who enjoys listening to you!!

[godsconscience42]

Just some songs that remind me of Constantine (that I have been recently listening to. This is not genre or time period accurate. More vibes and lyrics). In no particular order:

Bury Me Facedown - Grandson

Devil in Disguise - Marino

Let Down - Radiohead

Smother - Daughter

Party on My Deathbed - Hotmilk

All Eyes on Me - Bo Burnam

Zydrate Anatomy - Repo! The Genetic Opera

In Threes - AS IT IS, Set if Off, JordyPurp

Shadow - Livingston

Eternity - Alex Warren

Abracadabra - Lady Gaga (aside from that TikTok edit the lyrics are pretty good for this)

Venom - Eminem

Montero (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X

Would love to see anyone else’s songs for hat they associate with him in any capacity.

[incurable-nerdism]

May I add:

The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

Chosen - Fish in a Birdcage

Four Aces - Fish in a Birdcage

Fiddler’s Heart - Fish in a Birdcage (last one from this band I promise)

The Devil I’ve Seen - Cameron Whitcomb

Hells Comin’ With Me - Poor Man’s Poison

I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

Viva La Vida - Coldplay (even though he hates them)

Mary on a Cross - Ghost

Outrunning Karma - Alec Benjamin

I Wanna Be Your Slave - Maneskin

[cuntstantinee]

john constantine: is chewsday ennit squire

[incurable-nerdism]

I watched too much Constantine at once and found myself saying “luv” and “bloody hell” in regular conversation and I think that’s when I realized it was an obsession

[puppetsoftomorrow]

every time i post a joke abt a legends episode that i wish could have been i'm like... a little bit scared that y'all are gonna be like. what do you mean. that happened in 6x03. and i have to grovel to prove i'm not a fake fan i just forgot an episode. it hasnt happened yet but i live in fear

[incurable-nerdism]

ME

[aluminium-13]

Every single one of you that will take panels of the early runs of hellblazer and call John ugly or not looking like him because he has wrinkles or looks like a homeless mentaly unwell wet dog needs to remember that the real crime is smooth good looking young John. That man wasn't meant to be a sexyman, give him his expressiveness back that smirk doesn't fit him. That man gets flushed down the shitter every year since he was born. Let him look like a wet rag

[incurable-nerdism]

Still thinking about that image of him where he’s extremely buff and also red haired for some reason???

[puuuders]

I want to be the raging stage 4 cancer cells inside of his chain smoking bitch ass lungs

[loveyoufictionally]

Pro-tip don’t mention John Constantine to me…. I will not shut up once the flood gates open.

[puuuders]

Constantine is such an aura farmer that instead of giving up smoking, he sold his soul 3 times to start a fight between the 3 demons he sold his soul to so that they would choose to destroy his lung cancer and let him live instead of sparking a war between them . And then kept smoking

Posers call it an addiction winners call it showbiz baby

[ninjasmudge]

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

[ninjasmudge]

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

[incurable-nerdism]

I will wait by my bookmarked 2022 hiatus fic for the day that the author picks it back up because I believe in them.

*pushes my seven million wips out of sight*

[caramelizard-deactivated2025122]

[incurable-nerdism]

THE MUSH FROM SEASON 5 IS PEAK

[nerdybitch]

Look how they massacred my boy

[hellblazer-pervert-deactivated2]

[incurable-nerdism]

I am fucking losing it over this

[artingdobie]

I love this man!!💛

[atrophicgardenia]

i think he was actually saying "well, you know, most little girls love their fathers" in that first part (subtitles are wrong) but i LOVE him.

[incurable-nerdism]

I know it’s referencing zed and her cult family or whatever but I like to think John’s also talking about Cheryl and his own dad and maybe if they hadn’t been dicks and cancelled the show we could’ve seen that relationship.

[atrophicgardenia]

they say that spending money on the show will encourage them to pick the show back up, but there's no way that cash isn't just going to greedy corporate b-words. so. i won't be spending money on the show. =<]

[incurable-nerdism]

No I 100% agree that money isn’t going anywhere they say it is- how do you even spend money on it?? Does it have merch or smth? It was 13 episodes long in 2014 for goodness sake LMAO

[atrophicgardenia]

i think he was actually saying "well, you know, most little girls love their fathers" in that first part (subtitles are wrong) but i LOVE him.

[incurable-nerdism]

I know it’s referencing zed and her cult family or whatever but I like to think John’s also talking about Cheryl and his own dad and maybe if they hadn’t been dicks and cancelled the show we could’ve seen that relationship.

[incurable-nerdism]

Especially since (iirc) this episode was based off a comic that was originally about Cheryl and Gemma!!!!! Give me my Constantine family angst I NEED it

[atrophicgardenia]

i think he was actually saying "well, you know, most little girls love their fathers" in that first part (subtitles are wrong) but i LOVE him.

[incurable-nerdism]

I know it’s referencing zed and her cult family or whatever but I like to think John’s also talking about Cheryl and his own dad and maybe if they hadn’t been dicks and cancelled the show we could’ve seen that relationship.