im probably sleepy

He/him. 24. Will probably never get enough sleep at this point in life.

[bisthefairy]

This looks like a fucking Deltarune theory

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

[blorbo-posting]

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[dajo42]

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love all my main characters equally. *closes closet door to hide the shrine to one character in particular*

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love people in the tags talking about their oc blorbos from their brains that I have no context for. We all have favorite children.

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[polyphonetic]

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

[strange-aeons]

Pêches

[sleebyjam]

Okay, I'll bite. Hawm

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[higherauthority]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now