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I’ve seen this post so many times and just now noticed the double ‘n’ in landlord that’s great

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i have reblogged this twice already and every single time i cry laughing
I’ve seen this post so many times and just now noticed the double ‘n’ in landlord that’s great
Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!
the characters: go into a darker room me:
this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post
More like
I fixed it
incredible
There we go.
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
God fucking damn it
*wakes up one day and it’s all finally over*
WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension
The World Health Organization is going to do what?!
you’re in her dms im hiding from something following me in the Paris catacombs
Need any help there
get out of her dms and come save me
SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS
honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe
Whoever wrote this scene was either having the time of the life or honestly truthfully hated his character omg
Me this entire time
I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.
I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂
He took a pay cut. I’m not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.
It gets better.
We are definitely going to talk about this guy on Buisness Desserts
Employees are not costs to be reduced, they are investments, they are assets that appreciate in value
Absolutely
For the person commenting on not taking a pay cut, he HAD to change his lifestyle to be able to afford to pay his employees a living wage. He talked to accountants and they helped him break the numbers down based on data about the cost of living and various factors about the commute, housing issues, etc. All inspired by his best friend going nearly into debt over medical costs meanwhile he had several houses, a jet, and drank champagne daily.
He sold stock, houses, and changed his spending and as a result, his employees were overall happier and the way they worked improved. They all bought more shit and had more kids and did all the consumption people want for us while also enjoying their work and their boss enough to band together and buy him a fucking Tesla as a thank you.
And you know what he realized after taking his pay cut? He didn’t need the champagne or the girls or the “lifestyle” of being a billionaire. He feels fulfilled in his work and with the people he’s surrounded himself with and he feels that he’s made a step in the right direction that other businessmen and billionaires should follow.
Please read the article and his statements on twitter because it’s eye-opening to see that you CAN be successful doing things ethically.
Proof that some oracle is in the writing team at Brooklyn Nine Nine
Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car
Showed this to my brother and he went “bet they won’t have jobs after that”
THEY WEREN’T GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!
Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezos’ door like the 99 Theses
god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind
We will never forget you.
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What are you all trying to find???
A way to bring him back
90% of people getting chased by hungry lions say life would return to normal if lions were to stop chasing them immediately
Hey guys, remember when all the men went to war and factories had no choice but to let women into the workforce, and then when the war ended and all the men came back and said "alright ladies,back in the kitchen" all the women who suddenly knew what financial freedom and personal autonomy felt like went "fuck you" and now we're allowed to own money and property? Remember that
the longer I'm parenting-aged the more I realize how disciplinary oriented parenting styles are significantly more deranged than initially assumed
me as a teen watching a parent storm across a room to scream at a child for accidentally spilling paint: hm. This is not good.
me as an adult watching another adult storm across a room to scream at a vulnerable and still developing child for accidentally spilling paint: This is my villain origin story
Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr
An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.
it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.
Everything is terrifying, but humans are so strong.
Societies at my university are doing food bank drives. Italians are singing on their balconies and cheering health workers that go by. My university originally wasn’t going to close so lecturers took matters into their own hands and cancelled their classes, and now the university IS closing. When the government response isn’t strong enough, people are cancelling mass gatherings themselves and isolating to limit the spread. One of my friends is streaming to her self-isolating friends. My mum is going back to work tomorrow in an NHS reception. The Australian Grand Prix got cancelled and now 10,000+ people are watching an esports game version of the race on Twitch and making memes about it. All over the world, people are trying to cheer each other up.
My biggest problem with apocalypse movies, with zombie tv shows, has always been the way it portrays a world post-disaster. When humans were living in caves and hunting for survival, they drew art on the walls and told stories that were passed down in oral tradition. When London closed for the plagues, theater troupes would go around the country performing for the smaller villages instead. The human drive to create, to entertain, to adventure, to see and do new things, has always been and will always be unmoved by a crisis.
So yes people are panic buying, yes employers and governments are being selfish and cruel. But more than ever this has highlighted that, that is not what humans are. It’s something we’re pushed to be by this society, actual cruelty is an outlier.
I’ve been clinically depressed for a long time, so it feels bizarre to say: I love humans. I am overflowing with how much I really, truly, love us. Humans are silly, tender, hopeful, and social creatures. Even something as small as a long train journey, delayed and late at night, is enough for humans to take up solidarity. No matter what happens, what state the world is in, what alterations we have to make to our lives, we will never escape being recognizably, inherently human. Thank god.
Cruelty is an outlier.