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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@innocent-bi-standers
Tumblr Holidays:
• March 14th: Pi Day
• March 15th: Ides of March
• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day
• April 13th: Homestuck Day
• April 20th: Weed Day
• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day
• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day
I'm doing my part!!
I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.
Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.
Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.
here, spin this wheel to find out if you participated in stabbing Caesar or if you're just getting a participation trophy because you were there and said "yeah, get him!"
did you stab Caesar?
Yes, I'm getting a good grade in stabbing!
No, I chickened out. Sorry.
I'm just an innocent bystander. (bald option)
Not so innocent bystander of me (I stabbed Caesar)
I love shitty Tumblr ads. Why are you selling me The Ability To Kick. How do you make money off that. Why do you need an AI image when you could just Photograph Someone Kicking. How did nobody on the team notice that she has a left foot on a right leg and 13 toes. Beautiful
Context:
The original video, for anyone who hasn't seen it:
And the relevant album cover:
Sessler was a teenager when "We're Not Gonna Take It" it was on the charts. Probably had MTV so he saw the video.
No fuckin' idea how he thought it was in support of "traditional American values."
Never not reblog. Dee Snider is iconic and queer as fuck for a cishet man.
-fae
No one disrespects my man Dee in this house.
Never forget when he sat in front of a congressional hearing about Lewd Music Corrupting the Youth and completely shut that shit down in the most professional manner that no member of that committee expected from a hair metal musician. They thought they'd get easy points off of a dumb metalhead and this man not only knew exactly what the fuck he was talking about, he tore their arguments apart.
DUDE THE VIDEOOO
For those unfamiliar with this ICON
This is why my working definition of queer is "queerness is that which accepts queerness."
It encompasses a radical welcome and celebration of things that deviate from "the norm" and a fierce willingness to defend them from people who think mere deviance is worthy of vicious and violent bullying.
Dee Snider is the embodiment of "Queer as in fuck you."
I love seeing this post make the rounds
dee snider is a fucking icon, man
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
But on rare occasions the corpse likes to go for a stroll
bloopers vs the final scene.
JOSEPH QUINN as eddie munson in stranger things season four.
“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.
I present an alternative idea
i think there needs to be a lying face down emoji
maybe op meant one of the more realistic full body ones but this mental image was so strong
i’m in tears over this, why do you people think existential dread comes with a full ass out event
It's been 15 years since one of the best scenes of Doctor Who 😭😭
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :/"
[tardis whoosh]
"ahh :D"
I can’t decide if it’s funnier if the Doctor just did a really shitty parking job, or the TARDIS did it on purpose as a practical joke.
Also love the implication that he didn't tell Rose about it. That he just closed the door and was like "can't go out there, too dangerous, middle of a warzone, not 2012 at all, sorry" and she saw the shipping container over his shoulder but she's still like "uh huh of course, very dangerous"
I'm just going to leave this here
Gonna start a youtube channel where I call out the problematic elements of popular media except every single thing I call out will be both objectively true and also entirely unclear what's problematic about it beside the firm assertion that it is.
(voice over to various clips of season 1 Spongebob) "Early Spongebob had a lot going for it with strong writing and smart gags, but the writers really dug themselves deep with problems right from the start. The biggest issue that stands out to me--featured as early as episode 1--is Spongebob's pineapple house. You can clearly tell this was not meant as a malicious choice, rather the writers did not think through the implications of it when crafting Spongebob's undersea home. Yet even with ample time recover or apologize, they instead dug their heels in deeper with this choice, continuing over and over to feature the pineapple house across every season."
"Well you see it's really about the lack of consideration the writers put into this choice. How even when faced with other options, they doubled down on the use of pineapple as a housing mechanism. Some might reason that it was an acceptable choice in the pre-2000's era of television, but the lack of growth over 20 years later really shows--"
Post canceled. If people read "objectively true" as meaning "the fact that it's problematic is objectively true" rather than my intended meaning of "a random, neutral, true fact about the show" then this post is gonna get me lit on fire.
Alternatively I may have actually hit on the true honest way people discourse on the internet and in my satire have become indistinguishable from what which I am mocking. Which will also get me lit on fire.
me and the girlies on our way to the knickknacks and trinkets section of the thrift store
There’s so much to unpack here:
Pack of Beakers
Goth Beaker
The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
What does one call a pack of Beekers? A cabinet? A lab?
too tired to make a post with real words so here's a meme
[Image description: Three hands stacked together. The arms are labelled transitioning, getting an abortion, and wearing hijab. The Text over the stack of hands says incredibly personal choices that shouldn’t be coerced by government overreach. End description.]
