The Mad Queen Is Here

Nah

[kermitspussy]

like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft

[toastbutteregg]

[zerostatereflex]

[beefstrugglenoff]

bare essentals

[theproblematicblogger]

He’s a minamilist

[funnelcloudd]

Where’s all his inside stuff

[glutenfree-himbo]

Didn’t need it

[megapotion]

[technofeudalism]

son we pray to the Pork Clock in this household

[randomitemdrop]

Item: ancient pork clock

[memewhore]

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[gyudons]

despicable

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

the players think so too

[bobacupcake]

i think mario needs something to drink he looks kinda thirsty :(

i gave him an ice cold dr pepper mini ok?

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[apitnobaka]

#[through gritted teeth] it doesn't need 2 be perfect. it just needs to be done

[laughingsquid]

A Cocktail Dress Made Out of 2,652 Pennies

[ralfmaximus]

Weight: about 14.6 pounds (6630 grams)

It probably smells faintly of blood

Why blood? Because hemoglobin in our blood has a lot of iron and thus has a metallic scent, similar to the coppery smell of a bunch of pennies collected together.

People who do things like floor an entire room in pennies counsel that you really need to seal/varnish the finished surface otherwise the smell can be pervasive.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

what if i want to smell like blood?

[ralfmaximus]

You want vampires? Because that’s how you get vampires.

[jv]

Ralf, that’s the kind of reply you can post everywhere but Tumblr.

Of course they want vampires.

[riotsquirrrl]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

Running through the haunted woods in my copper penny dress like a jangly human-shaped windchime to drive all the vamps wild.

[retrogamingblog2]

[mythicreature]

IMPORTANT!!!

that is all

[muppetshow2026]

you can hate whatever muppet you want but if you hate slimey the worm im legally allowed to kill you

[flip-this-table]

He’s just like, a lil guy…how can you not like him

[margesimpsonannoyedgrunt]

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score

[t00thpasteface]

patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[ultimashadowx]

Still one of the greatest Pokemon GIFs of all time:

[dat-soldier]

Research