No Longer Untitled

*Contemplates existence* I’ve realized I don’t like it

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Me: finds a hooters magazine in the guest room by the bed where my dad used to stay

Me talking to my friend: should I tell my dad to move it or just not say anything

My friend: umm how much do you like your parents marriage?

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Damn, no need to call me out, Mim

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not as much as I called my dad out

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Okay, fair enough

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tbf I’m also not saying anything, if my mother finds it that’s his problem, hide your hooters 200 magazine better father, I hid things better in middle school

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Your parents are terrible at hiding shit.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

They really are, all my shit is like in bags behind things under other things if I want them hidden, how are they so bad at this

[lostinthewrongfandom]

That's the question

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Hold up. Wait a second. Your telling me that hooters the place known for having shit food has a magazine?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Yes, also the chicken tenders there are shit

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

🪩 🎶 🦀 🦀 🦀 🎶 🪩

[gallifreyburning]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[binary-bird]

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

[arrantknave]

some gems of insight from the reblogs (@aspiring-protagonist​ and @moderndayathena​):

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK

[thegirlinthetardisat221b]

THIS!! THIS SCENE!!

Everyday I come across people who say ‘oh he was a procrastinator, oh he could have killed his uncle at anytime why didn’t he’

And everyone who says that is Missing. The. Point.

[cel-aerion]

I would just like to tack on that once Hamlet makes his decision - his decision to pursue vengeance instead of justice, to put it in the words of the post above - and leaves, the king then says, “My words fly up, my thoughts remain below; Words without thoughts never to heaven go.”

In other words, “Welp, that didn’t work, my heart wasn’t actually in it so it didn’t count.”

So if Hamlet had proceeded, if he’d prioritized justice instead of revenge, he would have gotten what he wanted anyways.

[sandersstudies]

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

[sandersstudies]

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

[sandersstudies]

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

[sandersstudies]

And some of my mutuals happen to be entomologists. Which is also cool.

[hollowboobtheory]

I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory

[hollowboobtheory]

like yes actually there is a conversation to be had about how a characters actions are framed and how they thematically fit with the rest of the story and it can in fact reflect the author's beliefs. some authors are even trying to make a point

[hollowboobtheory]

not all depiction is glorification but sometimes it is and you need to be able to tell the difference. not because your immortal soul will be tainted by reading The Bad One, but because you need to have reading comprehension skills

[hollowboobtheory]

peer reviewed

[hollowboobtheory]

[millenari]

me : i must resist the urge to over analyze

me 5 minutes later: *overanalyzing*

[a-literate-chicken]

*walks across your dashboard*

[faeri-sami]

Just a silly crossover that wouldn't leave my mind

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[pangur-and-grim]

GOD DAMN IT!

[pitchdarkedge]

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[teaboot]

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

[damnwyverngems]

Monster Hunter: World has reached a combined 30 million units sold.

[the-haiku-bot]

Monster Hunter: World

has reached a combined 30

million units sold.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[nightmarebyanothername]

We talk about Hiccup having unexplored trauma from the Red Death but what about the others? What about the entirety of the rest of Berk? What about the all-consuming guilt some of them must feel for the part they played in the war against dragons?

That RTTE episode where Fishlegs is distraught because his ancestors almost wiped out the Dramillions - why doesn’t he feel like that every single day, thinking about how many dragons his own parents must have killed? How many he might’ve killed if Hiccup hadn’t changed things.

[cursed-child-autumncookie]

[thememedaddy]