18+

they banned porn images but not text posts lol

[instant-loss]

Tumblr is mean about custom themes so I am doing a pinned I guess.

25+ only preferred, no (chrono)minors allowed.

Try to follow site's TOS when talking to me, I only have like 3 'no's but I also don't want to be banned. No food related, bathroom related, or sharps/death related. That's it! I use any pronouns, and any name. Call me whatever you want ♥ Despite whatever icon is on this blog, I do have a furry preference for self-presentation. Decide I look however you'd like, long as it's got a hole. I'm hypersexual, so even if I'm not horny, I'm forever a pervert. I'm only into dudes, and I have two partners!

My big kinks are cnc and breeding. They're basically a requirement. Asks and submissions open!

[instant-loss]

I need to stop being horny I keep getting old man injuries about it

[slygirlboy]

oh, me? yeah, im a panel 1 girl. panel 2? instant loss? no, no, i dont believe in that stuff

[slygirlboy]

the faint, muffled noises coming from the right that kind of sound like me moaning are probably just swamp gas or ball lighting

[katlovesshrimps]

I felt inspired...

[telepathylove]

it would be awesomesauce to unbuckle my belt with the purpose of putting my dick in someone's mouth. but all i got is this stupid coochie

[instant-loss]

Rrrrrraaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh genitals

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[instant-loss]

jealous of NPC Hikkimogooners again :/ man I wanna be so relaxed and full of free time I can just jack off all day I miss doin that

[instant-loss]

is it even possible to 'get started' with anal if you're not home alone a lot

seems like it's a lot of parts going on. thats a lot to keep track of. that's a lot of prep work. thats not my preferred hole but it fascinates me that despite it all, even with other choices, people love it. so it can be worth it.. allegedly..

[groovyfran-png]

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

[spiralatria]

MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE

[instant-loss]

[foxbywire]

they should invent snuff except u come back to life after a certain amount of time so you can keep experiencing it and maybe even be able to see your own corpse be defiled too

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

[follows-pfps-with-trans-flags]

I've traded Virtual Pokemon cards with this artist!

Here's a higher quality original, on the off chance you need it for something!

[ycoil]

when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

[pankendev]

my cock runes r weakenijng. Run