Kelemta

A searing indictment of man's inhumanity to man. 31yo Australian gal. I like birds, TTRP, games, flowers, conlangs, etc. Avatar by @Lune_Lapine (tw)/@Rinlyn_Art (insta)! Header by Lola Vagabonde lolavagabonde.tumblr.com featuring a character belonging to Calliopium calliopium.tumblr.com

[botanyshitposts]

upstairs neighbors’ garden is not enough for the creatures. they are wanting access to my home

[botanyshitposts]

creatures when they see a thimble of rain within 8 hours: we NEED to have sex on this PRIME LOCATION DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW!!!!

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[2-way-monologues]

Ahhh love this!!

Also, petition to bring back chatelaines.

[sclappin]

No one can stop you! This is where my friend who is head of costuming for the museum I used to work at buys theirs for the site. (I am not sponsored by or affiliated with that shop, I've just worn their products in work contexts & also advocate for bringing chatelaines back).

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[catasters]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[troubledminnesotan]

My giant dungeon meshi print is finally inked and you can see the full piece and two process vids up on my Patreon! Now…onto coloring… 🫪

My Patreon 💜

[riibrego]

morning glory

wallpaper sizes //  prints

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[pikaole]

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[retroactivebakeries]

[balzabul]

Been trawling keitai games via the keitai archive and I fell in love with this adorable little horror-themed tennis game, Ghost Tennis (ｺﾞｰｽﾄﾃﾆｽ) <3 I can't find a single piece of information on it anywhere in either English or Japanese and this may literally be the only fanart of it ever posted online. Ominous.

[balzabul]

Forgot to share the transparent versions !! ^_^ also larger so you can see the details lol