stfu listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche

★☆ Manga, anime, movies, series, books and games. Anything that is currently popular will probably find its way here BUT I'm especially into shoujo/idol/girly media. 23 yo.

[tgirl-thucydides]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thecottageinthedark]

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[abitonthepoliticalside]

[rodribentancur]

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

[battlships]

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

[saintsideways]

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

[fieldbears]

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[byjove]

I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids

[byjove]

“I could never be a stepdad because I could never love another man’s child” another man’s child? not your hypothetical wife’s child? you look at a kid and see another man’s fuck trophy instead of seeing a human being? I’m not sure you could successfully be a parent to your own biological child

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[jeding-png]

CHAPTER 157 IS HERE!!!

The chapter came out on Callisto's birthday about Penelope being poisoned on her birthday.

[ayeitsursie-deactivated20180101]

please read this oh my god

[cosmoranger-blog]

A miss is as good as a Mr. These are amazing.

[dsmsix]

[homoquartz]

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

[gauntletqueen]

my ass???? tonished

[warningengine]

[aerequets]

ok i love twiyor reveals but can we talk about BRIAR SIBLING REVEAL??

i honestly do not know what yor's reaction would be, but i imagine that she took up such a violent and demanding job so yuri could live as peacefully as possible. so, when she finds out he's gone down an equally violent path, maybe she would blame herself for not keeping him safe.

or something :]

[aerequets]

EATING AS ALWAYS IN THE TAGS @asideofkimchi casually pulling out the metaphors I'm gagged

[eternal-fractal]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[kawaiikrisschan]

Ochako's grief

Lyrics are from the song called "The end" by Daughter, I suggest to listen

[liberalsarecool]

Elect more women.