Mutexes and Metaphors

There's a reason reduce and reuse come before recycle. Dig through your local trash today. I like computers, bicycles, tabletop roleplaying games, and trashy anime way too much. This blog is a reflection of that. It's always autumn or winter here, so hunker down between the buildings and chill out. Nothing exciting ever happens here.

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[vren-diagram]

[arinewman7]

The Connoisseur

Norman Rockwell

1962

[electivetrepanation]

[filmtvtoday]

It's like describing a dog to someone who's never seen a dog. And then asking them to draw it.

BACKROOMS 2026 — dir. Kane Parsons

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

The month of the grape harvest, 1959, Rene Magritte

Medium: oil,canvas

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[theonion]

Her eyes widening with horror as she took in the sight of the wrinkled hoodies and an upside-down electric keyboard strewn across the foyer, pop star Taylor Swift reportedly returned from her honeymoon Friday to find producer Jack Antonoff squatting in her Tribeca penthouse. “Oh, hey, it’s chill if I crash here for a while, right?” said the 42-year-old Antonoff, whom Swift walked in on as he stood pantsless in the pitch dark of her kitchen, digging through the fridge and wearing a pair of her own slippers.

Full Story

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[acquired-stardust]

Pokemon Emerald Gameboy Advance 2004

[comment-tube]

[sailatina3]

[canidfigures]

☆ ceramic pekingese figurine

[deathdaydreamm]

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[deathdaydreamm]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.