we’re really in it now huh

[power-chords]

I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.

[funnytwittertweets]

[six-of-cringe]

p!atd has been taken out back. the balance has been struck once more

[les-hdfjsjkj]

[pinkeebwui]

[ofide]

what split. it’s just him. did he cut himself in half

[shithowdy]

just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

[langernameohnebedeutung]

She's really making sure he's dead

[parasitoidism]

diversity win: this anime woman is over the age of 25

[parakeet]

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

[cumpdocumentation]

[fagsromana]

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[banans13]

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

[captainesc]

[angelofthemornings-deactivated2]

While I was in inpatient the main group therapy guy (who looks weirdly like Mads Mikkelsen) asked me what I aimed to do with my writing and I said, "Make people suffer. Some good, cathartic suffering." Which I've struggled with recently because I felt like that was a kind of malicious goal (since, like my friend Dirk said once, I always need to do the math so that I = bad). And he was very pleased with that answer. He said that it was a good thing, that I was introducing children to suffering and the ways that people process suffering in a healthy space (since it's not real) and that makes children feel (and he pointed to the word "safe" on the whiteboard). He told me I was a suffering person who could reach out through my suffering to help others with theirs, and that was good, that was important, it was transformative, and I was protecting children.

I just sat there fighting back tears and quietly said "Oh...I never thought of it like that."

[shabnakh-adyr]

[thoodleoo]

man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like "oh so this is coming from the guy who's buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it." wish i could've been in the room for that one

[theblackparadeisdead]

I know some people get mad about people leaving too many tags on their posts but that is Not Me. Tell me your thoughts boy I'm nosy as fuck

[testosteronetwunk]

[testosteronetwunk]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[coffincoitus]

there's no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don't want us to express ourselves