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Just another tumblr writing blog. Enjoy your stay! :D

[texasinnersmile]

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

[stadt-st-gallen]

vbsg bus screens are very good: a thread

[stadt-st-gallen]

nothing to see here

[stadt-st-gallen]

avant garde clock and and an exciting new tech cool look

[stadt-st-gallen]

awesome new font! (gone the next day)

[stadt-st-gallen]

????????

[stadt-st-gallen]

this is good design because it utilizes whitespace masterfully

[stadt-st-gallen]

slick ad for incomprehensible horrors

[stadt-st-gallen]

thats okay, take your time

[unyieldingsilence]

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[baphometvtuber]

I did not expect the unyielding silence to jumpscare me by reblogging a post from my home country of Austria today

[stadt-st-gallen]

i dont think thats very true to be honest

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[larval-tear]

has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

[larval-tear]

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

[larval-tear]

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

[boywaste]

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[kremlin]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Me: It was so difficult to get to this island, but now that I'm finally here, I desperately need some kind of public transport to get around.

This humble bird in particular:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Dominatrix: No, sorry, I've just broken my ankle. There's no way I'll be able to host your all-female whip party.

This eager bird, specifically:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Annoying flatmate: Hey guys, uh, can we just have a quick house meeting in ten? Just some 'stuff' we need to, um ... go over again, okay?

This exasperated bird, knowingly:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Camerlengo at the conclave for the next pope: (sighs) ... All right, I thought we all understood the dress code, but obviously we need to go over it again.

This bird, looking around awkwardly:

[inthefallofasparrow]

Me: Gee, I hope this tarot reading says I'm going to make some new friends soon!

This jerk, patiently getting ready:

[inthefallofasparrow]

17th century Witchfinder: By God's truest judgment, the heretic Will Scunthorpe has been hurled from a cliff for practicing the most vile of dark magicks. What now should follow? This hoary misogynist, trying to rile up the crowd:

[inthefallofasparrow]

37-year-old white incel: Um, actually, Officer, technically only these three are ‘katanas’. Those four are ‘tantos’, that’s a ‘wakizashi’, and the big one on the wall is a ‘nagamaki’ … What?... Why do I have so many weapons? … Oh, it’s just my, er …

This bird, trying to help out:

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[tekunoraizu]

[grox]

An olive oil tanker crashed in the gulf and instead of doing dawn dishsoap rescues all the good samaritans came down to promptly capture and pan fry all the baby seabirds

[eternalsummer2006]

hit a bottom so rock im buying myself an $8 matcha. let’s just let our hair loose and live like today is forever

[princessmo]

i'm the world's first unmarried nagging bitch wife

[slaygentford]

cancel knowledge. enough knowledge. no more learning. learn enough. no more lecture. enough lecture in world. I no more wish to give lecture again in life. grug brain not made for lecture big thoughts brain. grug mind small like pebble. grug no theory. grug eat tasty chocolate time no theory grug

[dogpuppy]