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[kiras-monkey-bum-face]

I know it's likely fatigue/burn out incoming but I am so tired of The Trials (having to look after myself)

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[shnehollander]

Billie Eilish | Good Hang with Amy Poehler

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[archivearchangelica]

Listening to music, 2008

[midnightinshadow]

[georgianadesign]

Lake Geneva residence, WI. Wade Weissmann Architecture. David Bader photo.

[beemovieerotica]

[catchymemes]

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

everyday I am haunted by whispers of the chronologically impossible Chappell roan episode of glee

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

things I know for certain (visions which plague both me and my wife):

- puck sings casual about [girl] (Rachel/Quinn/Lauren/etc) bc she rebuffed him due to his delinquency, with “knee deep in the passenger seat and [we’re makin’ out] is it causal now” swapped in

- cheerios do hot to go perfectly + sue calls them garbage babies

- Kurt does pink pony club in a way that is both gay and homophobic, possibly to cheer up sad Rachel

-Rachel is singing good luck babe to Finn in a way that makes outright mockery of the lesbian overtones with zero self awareness

- the girls do femininomenon and the “can you play a song with a [freakin] beat?” Would be split between Mercedes and Santana due to Ryan Murphy’s incurable racism

- will schuester does something he should be fired for

things I am unsure of:

- whether Santana does super graphic ultra modern girl for the “never waste a Friday night on a first date” or naked in manhattan for “and we both have a crush on Regina George” but she does not get to do “good luck babe” even though it is thematically appropriate for her arc bc Rachel is singing that to Finn, though she might get a backup vocal in the choir room

- what Mike chang’s up to

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[babeandbegone]

I could be hornier (threat)

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[hyrude]

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

[kyraneko]

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

[vyeoh]