trying to work out what to do with my life ??? taking suggestions
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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noise dept.
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we're not kids anymore.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@ithabritican
trying to work out what to do with my life ??? taking suggestions
people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience
normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even
i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.
as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”
small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.
i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.
Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.
david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":
same bro
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out
Found it
an unsung favorite of mine
A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.
when the sex is a character analysis
consuming media like
When yet another stupid update gets rolled out
Although without the spirit of communal posting, now it's more like this
When the userbase bullies staff into putting it back:
you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid