What a Doozy

Enjoy the nonsense of my intense fangirling

[bob-belcher]

[remember-the-hurt]

Hannah Waddingham at the Pride of Britain awards, 30/10/2021🤩 📸 @ jamesyardley on IG

[the-insidious-dr-grey-matter]

Origami knight made from a single piece of paper with not cuts or tears.

Video of how it was done below

[fuckyoukatherineheigl]

[ekjohnston]

anything requiring this level of reverse engineering just blows my mind

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[averruncusho]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[catchymemes]

[binah-lance]

man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[circuits-unending]

rjjrrjrjfjrkekekdjtjjwjejrirjfksjwk the last one sENT ME

[mirp-d]

Canon: So here is the series finale. There shall be plot holes, rushed scenes and your favourite character dying. Enjoy.

Fanfic: Fix-it. Fix-it. Fixing the mistakes you made.

[brightlotusmoon]

*INHALE*

How about three separate but connected Fix It AU Series where the tortured cinnamon roll becomes an iron woobie who does a cute dance every time a goal is reached no matter how terrible.

[darwindrawz]

UPDATES ON THE JOSH FIGHT!

According to Fawcette, the main streamer of the event, the amount of Joshes who turned up is about 75-100 Joshes. Any streams are really laggy, but for those who couldn’t tune in here are some pics:

These were taken from a laggy stream, but as you can see the turnout is massive. The crowd is estimated to be at least 200 people.

The latest winner from the series of Josh fights is “Tiny Josh”, a four year old child who was inducted into the battle. As of right now, the bearer for the title of “The One True Josh” is the original Josh Swain.

Updates will continue if the stream stops lagging.

[darwindrawz]

UPDATE:

Apparently there is someone here known as “Big Josh.” Big Josh is getting ready to battle the remaining Joshes. Let’s pray for these poor souls.

[darwindrawz]

UPDATE:

CROWD NUMBERS WAY EXCEED PREVIOUS ESTIMATES. THE TOTAL TURNOUT AS OF RIGHT NOW IS SPECULATED TO BE CLOSE TO A THOUSAND PEOPLE.

“Special Joshes” now include:

Knight Josh

Dog Josh

Lil Josh

Gillie Suit Josh

Rambo Josh

Ninja Josh

People are lining up to meet the Josh known as “The One True Josh”. He is the original Josh Swain and has gathered a cult following like some sort of modern day Jesus.

While Josh Swain has been dubbed the One True Josh by his followers, the official One True Josh has been declared.

THE WINNER OF JOSH FIGHT IS....

LITTLE JOSH.

Little Josh has received 6000 as a prize to donate to a children’s hospital in Nebraska. He truly is the One True Josh.

[ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210]

[sloth-incarnate]

Never has this gif been more appropriate

[gem-femme]

A vegetable is a social construct.

[stregaomega]

so is religion. 

[everythingfox]

Best buds

[sosuperawesome]

Katerina Marchenko on Etsy

[yyshcul]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[sosuperawesome]

Bigbluetang on Instagram

[sunflower-cane]

chronic pain is so fucking stupid “you got some fucking joint pain so now you can’t fucking hear or see correctly cause your the fibers of your brain are too busy going Ouch” like what the fuck is this nonsense how am I suppose to explain that dumb shit to people

[cinnonym]

as requested by @chilleddeodorant

SwanQueen in Page 23 (6x14)

[delirious-comfort]

NEITHER OF THESE WOMEN LOOK ANY FUCKING KIND OF HAPPY AND YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT BUT IF A WOMAN LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THAT. SHE. AINT. FUCKING. HAPPY.

[shadowdianne]

Forever bitter

[ruinedchildhood]

[spookshowvixens]

Vintage black & white Spookshow advertisements.