itsdasmartio

[viralfrog]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

ah yes, lasagna

[yharnamsnewslug]

He doesn't show her face. He tries not to laugh at a basic question so she's not embarrassed. Films his reaction, and is so kind. This is SUCH a good video.

[catchymemes]

[angrycrabeyes]

Squirrels

[teamlynda-deactivated20240930]

LYNDA JEAN WHAT DID YOU DO

[reallyndacarter]

I just think they're neat.

[teamlynda-deactivated20240930]

Alright then, Supernatural shipping to defeat Donald Trump I GUESS

[sacred-portal]

[vanjalen]

[nuka-rockit]

[bob-belcher]

[dicksmasher]

My son who does every drug

[commodorecliche]

illicit substances georg

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sodom-hussein]

[iamnotlanuk]

[elodieunderglass]

@creekfiend is the best person to run the straight boyfriend crèche

[bunjywunjy]

I made Hungarian mushroom soup and it's a little too delicious to be real

[bunjywunjy]

BUNJY RECIPE BOOK- HUNGARIAN MUSHROOM SOUP

Ingredients:

4 tbsp butter

1 large white onion, diced

16 oz white mushrooms, sliced into half-slices or diced

3 tbsp flour (gluten-free okay)

1 1/2 tbsp paprika

3 cups veggie or chicken stock

3 tbsp soy sauce

1 cup 2% milk (yes, it has to be 2%)

1/2 cup sour cream (results not guaranteed for lite version)

1 1/2 tbsp lemon juice

1 tbsp chopped fresh dill, slightly less for dried dill

1/4 cup chopped parsley

salt and pepper

okay! so take a large saucepan and heat over medium low, and melt the butter in it. add the mushrooms and turn the heat up a notch or so and cover, stirring occasionally until the mushrooms give up their liquid. once the pot gets soupy, add the onion and put the lid back on until the mushrooms are brown and the onion is fully cooked through. once this is achieved, remove the lid and cook off most (not all!) of the liquid. at this point, add the flour and paprika TOGETHER, and mix! this will get gluey and start sticking all over the place- that's fine. cook while stirring for a few minutes, enough for the paprika to gain aroma and the flour to darken. next, add the stock and soy sauce, and stir to work all of the clumps of flour off the bottom of the pan and into the liquid. once the soup is smooth, add the milk and bring to a light boil. once the pot boils, lower to the heat to a simmer and ignore for 10 minutes. once the time is up, REMOVE THE PAN FROM THE HEAT and allow to cool slightly. once the pan is no longer scorching hot, add the sour cream and dill, and stir it in. lastly, add the lemon juice and parsley, plus salt and pepper to taste, and stir again to make it all a smooth lovely soup. serve immediately.

[luccorvus]

This HAD to be on my blog.

Credit: theemidknight on TikTok

[autism-purgatory]

Reblogging this to make sure I didn’t hallucinate it

[viejospellejos]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

[edgebug]

Do you recognize the following text: "Hi. My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way."

No

Yes, I've seen or heard it before, but can't tell you what it's from

Yes, and I know what it's from

Yes. I not only know what it's from, but I can quote the rest of the paragraph

Voting ended onJun 21, 2024

i would appreciate reblogs for reach. though i do know the best way to conduct a survey would be to, like, cold call people, that's not exactly feasible for me to do, so a survey consisting of "tumblr users who see this poll" will have to do for now. thank you!

[sebsketchs]

sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️‍⚧️

[bvnkseh]

Happy Pride Month <3

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[authenticstains]

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

[brite-eyed]

Taken in 1967 by Rocco Morabito, this photo called “The Kiss of Life” shows a utility worker named J.D. Thompson giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker Randall G. Champion after he went unconscious following contact with a low voltage line. Thompson over 400 feet away recognized the critical situation and ran to the pole and scaled it to reach Champion. Realizing champion wasn’t breathing he delivered CPR and chest compression while supporting his friend; super impressive /difficult given the angle (if you get it wrong air goes into the stomach and inflates that instead).

This all happened oddly in Champions work anniversary. And weirder Rocco Morabito, a newspaper photographer who had been covering a strike down the road with eastern freight (this happened in Florida btw) happened to be nearby with his camera in a time that no one carried cameras daily. This photo won him the Pulitzer Prize for journalism photography.

[kinksmog]

Babe are you okay? I saw you reblogged The Kiss of Life, 1967 again.

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]