it’s dyke night, sweetie

je suis lesbian

[mapsontheweb]

The US if areas of states were scaled to be proportional to their population size.

[yupuffin]

#the united states after the Wyoming Black Hole Catastrophe (via @pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird)

[teathattast]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

[meanplastic]

This is how white women talk to each other when they want each other DEAD

[theocseason4]

and I hope you stay married!

[calamitysong]

[iamoutofideas]

they call me plankton by the way I cum buckets

[iamoutofideas]

mixed reviews

[queenofmoons-deactivated2024092]

Gonna start posting about friends like it’s supernatural

[queenofmoons-deactivated2024092]

They were in love here

[taken-for-pomegranted]

In an alternate reality where they kept Chandler gay, there was a plotline where he and Joey woke up in bed in England instead of he and Monica and Joey had a ten-second moment of introspection and then immediately fucked Chandler again.

[strangehorse]

[ID: Chandler and Joey sitting next to each other in their flat]

[tiktokstowatch]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[trashboat]

[evilkitsch-archive]

if rupaul’s drag race had a succession-themed runway

rupaul: category is… succession, suc-sashay!

queen 1, wearing a fitted pantsuit and stilts: my outfit was inspired by cousin greg and i am LIVING for this moment. my pussy is on fire, just like my corporate documents!

carson cressley: white collar crime? more like white holla crime!

queen 2, wearing gerri’s dress from the sad sack wasp trap: girl, i am giving you head to toe gaystar boyco realness. i am showing the judges i am ready to be C-E-Hoe!

michelle visage: i wouldn’t mind holding HER stakes!

queen 3, wearing an inflatable pool floatie: i am serving jeremy strongza eleganza!

guest judge nicholas braun, clearly reading from a teleprompter: she came here to slay.

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[gorejock]

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

[plasmalogical]

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

[thepatronsaintoflostcauses]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Charlie, Mac and Frank

[conocula]

I changed the characters around like 5 times before I was happy with it

[psychoetheric]

he reason dishonored is such a good game is bc it fulfills all of humanity’s basic needs

[notkatniss]

[ive-been-mistreated]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

[casgirl]

Big supernatural even in 2020. Big doctor who news in 2021. I really think it’s best we all prepare for next year and the inevitable.

[fag-it]

[hyrude]

[wisestbitchin-albion-deactivate]

going to the furry golf course to seduce the caddies (cat daddies)

[evilscientist3]

joining the furry anarchist group thats destroying the golf course to seduce the commies (cat mommies)

[reslake]

[senthemink]

Control the means of purrduction

[weaver-z]

Going to the UK to support the cat mummies. The c

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

Goin down to South west gonna go my bus

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[mirrorrorror]

rudeboy ting h jah rrasta. my

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Is anyone else seeing this

[rikebe]

POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy 

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