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[itsfitzroyy]

pfp & bg pic info

it's marius von hagen what else do i need to say

[frownyalfred]

Love yourself as much as Bruce Wayne loves his kids

Which is to say, reluctantly, but a lot

[frownyalfred]

Thinking about all the times Bruce probably had to give pain medicine / emergency meds in the field to his Robins, how he had to stay calm and channel Thomas Wayne and dose the meds right because Dick is writhing in the ground from a badly broken leg, because years later Jason is badly burned across half his chest and slowly slipping into shock as he tries to check his vitals, because Alfred’s in his ear talking him through it and Leslie is waiting for them at the Cave but you know what you can’t do? You can’t shorten the gap between pain meds being given and pain meds taking effect. He has to hold Dick down so he doesn’t hurt himself and Dick is trying so hard not to scream that he isn’t breathing at all, and that gap is so short with modern medicine but for a dad, a man under the cowl, it’s impossibly long.

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[laoixfish]

chinese food, fortunately

[chaoticbatfam]

Me: *zooms in and gets “Porn Battle”* Me: aw. I don’t wanna do that one. me: *zooms in again and gets “Sexy Times”* me: dammit

[prettyboydyke0]

Grave robbers which has me intrigued to say the least

[chaoticbatfam]

you were buried alive. They accidentally finished the job.

[i-like-yapping]

i got ASMR

[chaoticbatfam]

ASMR: Jumping Off My Mom’s Roof With Homemade 1932 Parachute ‼️NOT CLICKBAIT‼️

[itsfitzroyy]

sleepy/unconscious sex im—

[i-am-a-fish]

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

enchanted by the concept of broth. here's some water. it's chicken flavored

[i-am-a-fish]

YOU ARE GORGEOUS

YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??

*throws a dollar at you*

*throws a dollar at you*

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*throws a dollar at you*

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THAT'S RIGHT.

fourteen dollar

[samijen]

subway

[Do not repost // twit: @sami_jen // ig: @samijen]

[itsfitzroyy]

qiqi melted and kokomi happened

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Ren: Oh it’s got the LGBT lights!

Doc: It’s RGB-

[samijen]

jking, i still love you childe

I HAVE TWO HANDS

[Do not repost // twit: @sami_jen // ig: @samijen]

[itsfitzroyy]

when you're feeling like shit but your comfort ship comes to save the day pt. 2

[itsfitzroyy]

me: *complains about not getting any good artifacts*

also me: *is way to fucking lazy to actually farm them*

[itsfitzroyy]

to the demon that's possessed my phone,

STOP FUCKING UNTRANSPARENTING MY PNGS

[itsfitzroyy]

POV: every fanfic you read makes you feel 10x more single

[itsfitzroyy]

kaeya: what's wrong, can't handle the cold?

me in dragonspine: MOTHERFUCKER— YOU CANT EITHER

[itsfitzroyy]

when you're feeling like shit but your comfort ship comes to save the day

animation credit: webtoonanimations on ig