[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

haaah? what the hell is this? some sort of damn beast... it's kind of badass

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Name: Dopped Snuffler

Type: Forest/Shadow

Powers: Dig, Truffle Find, Radiant Death Flare

Catchphrase: "snrrf..!"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[tranxio]

Today’s old-fashioned English pet peeve: from whence is redundant. Whence already means from+where. “Go back whence you came!” is correct.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

holy fuck it's so beautiful out today i think i'll go on a long walk after work to enjoy the warm air and bright sky

ⓘ This post was raised cruelty free, lived a long and healthy life on a robust diet of thoughts and memories, and was never subjected to the drafts cage.

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[stephenroot]

New type of guy just dropped.

[aistobascistod]

Is it still May? : Maybe :: Is it still Wednesday? : Wednesdaybe

[chewwytwee]

I love that we have cursed artifacts, the curse being lead poisoning and the artifact? Garfield mug

[micromontage]

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

[probablysomethingtm]

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and

[probablysomethingtm]

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

[probablysomethingtm]

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

[probablysomethingtm]

[kushblazer666]

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[vanglussy]

Can't believe people are out here getting their asses beat by literal children in compelling worldbuilding contests

[luguuuu]

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come