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Ivy, 22, Any pronouns, aroace, I reblog things sometimes.

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[inthefallofasparrow]

Ocean

[deviantart-official]

Ocean

[totally-ikea]

Ocean

[deactivated-blog]

i didn’t see the coordinates part for a sec and thought people were just saying ocean for no reasons ngl

[definitely-quicktrip-deactivate]

Ocean

[true-opera-gx]

ocean :<

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Ocean

I am going into the big wetness. Smooth lions are eating me.

[crochetdragons]

Kitikmeot Region, Nunavut, in Canada!…..

Right in the middle of a pond

[ivy-lina]

I got ocean, then decided to try again till I got land: ocean 3 times, then North Korea.

[sophswritingthings]

Longstar AU - Chapter One

Longtail padded around camp, grabbing a piece of fresh kill in his jaws. Turning around, Darkears came into his eyeline. Following instinct, he padded over to the dark tabby tom. He'd done the same as him, denying Tigerclaw's request to leave with him. And, Darkears had mentored him.

    “Longtail,” Darkears greeted, flicking his dark tabby tail.

    “Darkears,” He greeted back, lying beside him. “.. How’s Fernpaw's training going?”

    “Well,” He murmured. “She’s a good apprentice. Focused, loyal. She'll make a good warrior.”

    “That’s good,” Longtail mumbled back.

    “.. I have a question,” Darkears turned his amber gaze on Longtail, who cocked his head.

    “What is it?” He questioned.

    He sighed, “It’s been a week since Tigerclaw was exiled,” Darkears flattened his ears. “And I can’t.. help but think.. not going with him was the wrong decision.”

    “What?” Longtail hissed, flattening his ears tight to his skull, “He’s a traitor to ThunderClan! He betrayed the loyalty that we shared; Bluestar chose him as deputy, trusted him to help and maybe run the clan, and he turned his back on her!” He growled, “How could you ever think it was the wrong choice..?”

    “The clan is run by a weak leader and a kittypet deputy,” Darkears narrowed his eyes, hissing his words with venom. “And plus, they'll never trust us the same way they did. We were friends with Tigerclaw, trusted him the same way they did, but somehow we’re the bad cats. Do you see the way that Fireheart looks at you? Like you're going to pounce on him the minute he turns his back.”

    “I—“ Longtail was lost for words. Because Darkears was right. But trust and loyalty could be earned back, couldn’t it..? “I still think we made the right choice, Darkears.”

    “If that’s what you think, Longtail,” Darkears rose to his paws, flicking his tail irritability. “Have fun with your loyal, trusting clanmate's.” He padded away, leaving the feathers of his prey behind. Longtail watched as he went, mind racing.

    Darkears was right. The clan may never trust him the same again; but that didn’t mean he couldn’t try to earn it. He had a loyal apprentice, and a few friends in Runningwind and Mousefur.

    “Hey! Longtail!”

    He whipped his head to see Swiftpaw lying beside Brightpaw and Cloudpaw, a bright smile across his face. With a soft smile, he padded over to his apprentice and friends.

    “I heard Fireheart saying he was gonna have you lead the moon high patrol,” Swiftpaw mewed, glancing at Brightpaw and Cloudpaw, who nodded. “.. Can we come with?”

    “Well, you can,” Longtail flicked Swiftpaw's ear. “But Brightpaw and Cloudpaw have to ask their mentors.”

    “I’m sure Fireheart will be okay with it,” Cloudpaw shrugged, “I think he was gonna go, anyway.”

    “.. Is he?” Longtail's fur pricked up a bit. What, did he not even trust him to lead a patrol? “Okay.. than, uh, Brightpaw can ask Whitestorm. If he says it’s okay than you can come.”

    “Thanks, Longtail!" Brightpaw gave the tan tabby tom a smile, brushing past him with a purr. She bounded over to Whitestorm.

    At least she trusts me. And so does Swiftpaw, Longtail took in a sharp breath. I’m not sure about Cloudpaw. He looks at me kinda sideways. He glanced at the apprentice, across the clearing, speaking to Fireheart.

    “.. Longtail?”

    At Swiftpaw's rather raspy, he snapped out of his thoughts.

    “Yes, Swiftpaw?” Longtail settled down beside his apprentice, “Something wrong?”

    “Not really,” He shrugged. “But.. I’m almost over twelve moons old.. shouldn’t I have become a warrior already? I’ve had my assessment. And so has Brightpaw and Cloudpaw. Thornpaw, too..”

    “.. You should have,” Longtail murmured, gazing at Fireheart across the clearing. “I'll speak to Fireheart about it, okay? Maybe he can get that message to Bluestar, since she doesn’t seem to even wanna see her own clan.”

    Swiftpaw leaned on his side, “Thanks.”

    With a content purr, Longtail rasped his tongue over the top of Swiftpaw's head. Than, he noticed Fireheart and Cloudpaw bounding toward him.

    “I'd like you to lead the moon high patrol,” He mewed softly. “I’m going to come along, along with Cloudpaw. Whitestorm and Brightpaw are coming, too.”

    “Alright,” Longtail said with a hiss to his words. “Swiftpaw's coming, too.”

    “.. Of course,” Fireheart flattened his ears, adverting eye-contact.

    “And I’d like to speak with you, Fireheart,” Longtail narrowed his eyes.

    “You don’t need to be all serious about it, Longtail.” Whitestorm padded up behind him, nudging his shoulder. “You can talk to your deputy without making a scene, you know.”

    “Well, yes, I—“

    “I’m kidding with you, Longtail,” Whitestorm let out a purr of laughter. “Now, come on. Let’s patrol and get to bed. I’m an older cat, I need my rest.”

    Fireheart twitched his whiskers. “Yes,” He smiled. “Let’s go.” He flicked his bushy tail, signaling for Longtail to take the lead. As he did, Fireheart joined up at the front with him, and the three apprentices fell in the back with Whitestorm.

    “What’d you need to talk to me about, Longtail?” Fireheart flicked his bushy tail. “It seemed important.”

    “I'd say,” Longtail hissed. “Swiftpaw, Brightpaw, Cloudpaw and Thornpaw should become warriors. They’ve passed their assessments, and are more than ready. Especially Swiftpaw.”

    “You do understand that’s not my job, Longtail—“

    “Yes, but your her deputy!” Longtail yelped, “And why isn’t she talking to the clan anymore? No meetings, no patrols. She doesn’t visit kits. No ceremonies. We don’t even see her! What in StarClan is going on?”

    “Longtail, I—“ Fireheart sighed, “I understand your concerns. I will talk to her about it.. but she’s very.. shaken, from Tigerclaw. Sick, at that. You have to understand.”

    “We all were,” Longtail flattened his ears. “She’s our leader. And she needs to start acting like it.”

[sophswritingthings]

Longstar AU - Epilogue

How could.. how could I have—

     “Longtail,” Tigerclaw beckoned the tan tabby tom toward him, his amber eyes piercing his fur. “One of my closest friends.. you would come with me, of course.”

     “I—“ Longtail murmured, flattening his large ears tight to his head. He stared back at the brown tabby, holding his amber gaze with his white green one. “No.”

     “No?” Tigerclaw growled, “Fine. Live the rest of your sad life with this no-loyalty fox-hearts. You are one of them.”

     “You're wrong, Tigerclaw,” Longtail hissed, his eyes narrowing. He sat down in the sand, curling his long tail round his paws calmly. “I will always be loyal to ThunderClan. We will always be loyal to each other. You are the no-loyalty fox-heart. Trying to kill your own leader,” Longtail rose to his paws once more, turning into the crowd. “Now run-along the mouse-heart you’ve shown to be.”

     He took in a deep breath. It felt.. good, to say that. For a while, he'd been thinking it. Especially since he'd tried to drown another of their clan-mates. And, of course, his loyalty to ThunderClan was most important to him.

     After a few moments, Tigerclaw skidded out of the camp. Longtail gazed up at the High Rock, Bluestar sitting atop of it, looking shaken and broken down. His ears flattened again, had Tigerclaw seriously gotten to their leader so much? And how would that effect them?

     “I-I must,” Bluestar croaked out, her paws teetering a bit. “Name a new deputy. I-I could.. think of no other cat. The cat who saved us from our previous deputy,” Her blue eyes rested softly on Fireheart, who took a few pawsteps forward. “Fireheart will be the new deputy of ThunderClan.”

     .. Fireheart? Longtail gazed at the orange tabby tom, whom dipped his head to his leader. I.. guess it’s fair. He did get Tigerclaw out of here, He took in a steady breathe. Maybe it would be good, even. He’s reasonable, annoyingly kind.

     Whatever happened from here, he knew it would be better. ThunderClan was safer now, and he knew that his loyalty to his clan, and his family, would remain unwavering. 

[low-qualityhbomb]

[tyzzieee]

Me simping for HBomb on Twitter; A Series Of Events

And the thrilling conclusion:

[IMAGE DESC: A series of screenshots from @tyzzieee on Twitter.

1: "Ok I'm legitimately drunk now anyway I love HBomb and Technoblade and I am relying on autocorrect so much lmao"

2: "I am going to kiss HBomb on his forehead he is such a good MCC and general Minecraft player <3 HBomb love zone <3 I want to draw him once I'm done catching up on other projects <3 pretty man <3"

3: "I'm aroace but HBomb is the exception. Beautiful man. Gorgeous hot man😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰 <3"

4: "I've been drinking all night anyway if you're proud of being mean to @HBomb94 I'm gonna personally kick the shit out of you <3" Followed by a reply reading; "ANYWAYS y'all are weird asf <3" and a pair of screenshots showing that the tweet has four private quote retweets.

5: "Anyway HBomb is hot asf 😍😍😍 (/this is directly in response to bitches saying sapnap doing the exact same glitch was okay because he is hot. i am aroace however i am also able to look at HBomb and go yeah that man is attractive. he is equally as hot as sapnap.)"

6: "I am now completely sober. HBomb's still hot. <3"

[branzy-craft]

quick who is this wrong answers only

ill go first. tommyinnit.

[aamkulfi-moved-deactivated20240]

peter parker got spiderverse’d BAD

[romedoesstuff]

Holy shit, is that Wilbur Soot??

[lollipot2]

Yooo internet be humanizing power outlets now?

[quack-city]

Dad..................?

[apollos-boyfriend]

bro that’s the blood god

[sajdd]

what is happening in this post

[gaysneeg]

what do you mean what’s happening? that’s a picture of whole wheat toast

[mydumplingbae]

yoo holy shit is that a tube of glitter glue??

[clevercorvidae]

Grain

[branzy-craft]

wait why has no one else said this yet

[plainwallpaper]

Holy shit its Kool-Aid Man

[pocketkris]

wilbur soot

[biggestgrianfan]

fundy is that you??

[sharklights]

guys guys guys.

this is obviously mumbo jumbo.

[sootcharlie]

its a picture of a saltine cracker with ketchup on it 

[lesbianetho]

sand wich :)

[tidespiderz-deactivated20210908]

wheat

[mallowbees]

bro thats a cod what do you mean

[zilighter]

YouTube sensation Red Vactor?!

[jadetuin]

i think that's fuckignn. Kellogs cereal mascot

[netheritenugget]

Cxlvxn??

[happistar]

yooo??? ghostbur but red???

[jungledubs-archive]

folks, folks…

that’s clearly charlie slimecicle

[mushymooshi]

Its a waffle :D

[snowchester-nuke]

guys thats literally a cod

[dromaeo-sauridae]

god?

[bigboobyhalo]

*hbomb94 dono voice* hbomb94!!!

[bigboobyhalo]

*badboyhalo dono voice* quack

[bigboobyhalo]

*ponk dono voice* nobody wanna see us togetherrr, but it don't matterrr, no, cuz I got you~

[octopus-defence-squad]

by hbomb94 dono voice aka the guy from p!atd iirc

[harley-the-pancake]

BRENDON FUCKIN URIE??????????????????????????????

[ivy-lina]

I found proof:

https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyBoredLocustNerfBlueBlaster

brendonurie - hbomb94 shout out!!

Watch brendonurie's clip titled "hbomb94 shout out!!"

[aroaceacacia]

Malus2021.

Formerly known as MAG2021.

As the face of Minecraft YouTube marches onward, so do we. Interests come and go, servers live and die. With Malus2021, we aim to bring Minecraft YouTube Tumblr into the future.

Our company prides itself on the three pillars of our beliefs: CLOUT, MONEY, and BITCHES. With Malus, we will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. We will show you to the stage, where you may stand before thousands of wide, waiting, adoring eyes.

Oh, they adore you already. Doesn't the weight of their gazes feel right?

You can have all this and more, with us. With Malus.

Would you like a taste?

🍎

featuring:

Candidate Genesis Frog, @aroaceacacia

Vice Presidential Candidate, Dawnza Dawnpath @netherite-sword

Dogcatcher Lime Limelocked @limelocked

Marketing Director Bina Biinaberry @biinaberry

Enforcer Dr Alpaca Funeral @im-a-squidkid

Beloved Coworker Toffee @toffee-rambles

We look forward to your compliance in this upcoming election.

[ivy-lina]

Every mcytblr campaign team must have a Dogcatcher or I don’t trust them.

[mcyt-dogs]

link (hbomb's dog) is easily one of the most animals ever

[mcyt-dogs]

like. goddamn. that sure is an animal

[xeneric-shrooms]

What breed is this dog??

[ivy-lina]

H has said he’s mostly chihuahua and beagle with a little bit of dachshund (probably).

[knightmarilyn]

seapeekay: rivals! rivals duo! am I doing this right?

yes king you're doing great

[ivy-lina]

Rivalsduo is referring to Dream and Technoblade, right? Do... do the people new to MCC not know about MCC 8? When they were on the same team?? “This is the closest rivralsduo MCC y’all will ever get” WHAT??

[harley-the-pancake]

HBomb fans know of MCC 8 better than Rivals twt /hj

[ivy-lina]

Aqua Axolotls my beloved... they beat the supposedly most OP team ever in points...

[knightmarilyn]

seapeekay: rivals! rivals duo! am I doing this right?

yes king you're doing great

[ivy-lina]

Rivalsduo is referring to Dream and Technoblade, right? Do... do the people new to MCC not know about MCC 8? When they were on the same team?? “This is the closest rivralsduo MCC y’all will ever get” WHAT??

[mellointheory]

i will not be satisfied with anything the dream smp produces until awesamdude has to interact with catmaid hbomb. never.

[ivy-lina]

Here’s the video you’re looking for:

https://youtu.be/aUdFcLybTbE

It’s brief, as H is mostly harassing Quackity, but Sam joined the call at some point and we get his reaction.

[mellointheory]

this is good but i want the full attention catmaid treatment like H threatened Sam with on twitter

[ivy-lina]

I knooooww me too.

[mellointheory]

i will not be satisfied with anything the dream smp produces until awesamdude has to interact with catmaid hbomb. never.

[ivy-lina]

Here’s the video you’re looking for:

https://youtu.be/aUdFcLybTbE

It’s brief, as H is mostly harassing Quackity, but Sam joined the call at some point and we get his reaction.

[fluffy-papaya]

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you enjoy Hermitcraft? Third Life? Do you enjoy hardcore Minecraft with fun twists? Have you listened to Shade’s Hardcore Hermits propaganda and want more like it?

Watch Hermit Quest.

21 players separated into teams of 3, all out for each other’s blood. They have their own bases, but they also have to adventure across a custom built map to gather resources, coins, and better weapons and armor in order to beat the other teams! Dying isn’t the end- if you’re lucky and have the right items, team mates can be brought back, but once you’re all out, it’s over!

The episodes were filmed in one go, but are cut into twenty minute segments, so everyone’s episodes correlate to make things easier to find :)

Seriously, it’s one of my go-to series for a good laugh. The teams aren’t necessarily balanced in terms of PVP, but that makes it all the better when you have team yellow (impulse, skizz, and scar) going up against team black (Iskall, Etho, beef) in a battle.

Impulse Etho Cleo <- my favorite perspectives!

[shadeswift99]

I will definitely check this out once I'm done rewatching HCH season 2 again! :)

[ivy-lina]

May I also add: the predecessor to Hermit Quest was called Hermit Wars, and it had the same awesome map-building style, but they hadn’t added the option to resurrect teammates yet. Scar, Joe Hills and Rendog were awesome perspectives for that.

[propheticscrwup-deactivated2023]

hbomb’s laugh when his voice goes high and it kinda sounds like he’s hiccuping. yeah

[a-wild-rosette]

So if I start an Hbomb week on tumblr, would people be interested in participating? 

[galaxygermdraws]

So me, @sm0nks and @shadesofvioletvoid had an MCC 14 watch party, the two of them watched Aqua meanwhile I was watching Purple in my litl corner of the call. It was really fun!! And Aqua really popped off like that ending had me sweatin'.

Please reblog and tag! It's very appreciated :D