Rule The Court!

Germany | 29 | May contain nuts | Seijou trash until I die | can be bought with Oikawa Tooru. | ich shitposte auch gerne mal auf Deutsch hehehe

[iwalein]

we ain't old yet, buttface

DEREK I TURN 30 IN TWO MONTHS SEND HELP ALSO HIYE HOW IS U DOING

[iwalein]

Lmao sure has been a while heh

Lots of things happened and I am getting old and actually do not know how this site runs anymore ueueue

[everythingfox]

Watching a tutorial

(via)

[irregodless]

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

[damian-janus-pendragon]

[irregodless]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Evergreen will never live down the Suez Canal blockage.

[anarcho-gamerist]

Evergreen should keep doing this intentionally just for fun

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

I keep telling kids at work they can read manga and watch anime for free online and they’re like “but that’s illegal” and I’m like. Trying to find a way to tell them that it doesn’t matter without being a bad influence

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

When I was in middle school we watched anime episodes in three part videos on YouTube and no one gave a damn about the law

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron  

[deadpixiel]

he looks like a mexican sasuke

[paintdeath]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

hey handsome…………of that money to me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmxv8ghb003x039]

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

anal sneezes are cute as shit

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

this is not what i want to be remembered for

[spritzeal]

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

[fatefulfindings]

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

[valtsv]

fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level

[valtsv]

you can evade those taxes but you can't evade your feelings

[feldgeister]

[derangedbones-deactivated201908]

And then Reiner died. His ghost made a wonderful addition to that year’s Halloween.