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YOU ARE THE REASON
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we're not kids anymore.
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@iwannabearockonyourwindow
my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"
muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp
yeah this is a good game
I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 1 poll 17)
Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit
pukicho - Tumblr
Propaganda under cut
Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.
That is no way to talk to your father
terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?
I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice
For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.
Okay so normal rules then
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
well thank god he’s not dead
Those character chatbot ads are getting so malicious btw it's unreal
Whoever made this specific ad is going to be tortured by a thousand demons in hell. Avatar of the lonely type piece of shit i hope they push away all their loved ones in favour of ai and no one goes to their funeral. I want to rip their face off like a chimp
If we're friends and you recreate me in ai i'll kill both of us. If you're a marketing agent and you encourage people to do this i'll kill both of us.
If your friends get annoyed at you for texting them to the point where you'd rather talk to a fucking water guzzling oversized autocorrect you need better friends
Another one of their ads 👇 hey are you struggling with things in your interpersonal life? Don't worry :) friendly corperation has you covered :)) ai can be all the friend you need :))) friendly corperation very trustworthy
wanted to add another one of their ads that i saw. genuinely ghoulish.
What the fuck
Yeah this is incredibly fucked up and it's also an opportune time to remind everyone that instant replies are an insane, unprecedented expectation that humanity has never before experienced in our entire history as a species. As a person who enjoys my alone time and doesn't check my phone more than three or four times a day, not replying within minutes doesn't mean that someone loves you or cares about you any less.
Loneliness sucks but the onus doesn't fall entirely on your friends and loved ones to fix that for you. Imo we all need to work on being comfortable alone. We all need to accept that not every single thought and experience needs to be shared and reacted to. We all need to accept that being cut off from our community for a few hours at a time is normal, and can even be a source of peace and comfort if you let it.
This isn't a "nobody owes you a reply" post, it's a "expecting instant slot-machine gratification from everyone no matter the circumstance is actually pretty dehumanizing and strange, but if you take initiative and actively work on it your mental health will improve exponentially" post
This is like that one episode of ST: TNG where Geordi creates a hologram of the engineer who designed the ship and falls in love with her; and then in a later episode, he meets her in real life and it’s extremely awkward.
EVERYONE IS REPORTING THESE ADDS AS OFFENSIVE, RIGHT?!?!
Right???
If not - start now. (Also I see them every fucking 5 posts and it's beginning to piss me off.)
OH MY GOD
THERE’S MORE
wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic
every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
does writing fanfiction count as art
don't make me say the mummy thing again
I was making a doodle about an AroAce mood and fucked up the third panel but I think this might be better actually
happy pride
the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.
this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.
OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!
Yeah okay Ill reblog that!
Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.
The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.
(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)
This whole thread is so beautiful to me that I can explain it
The man who invented the K-Cup coffee pod almost 20 years ago says he regrets doing so and can't understand the popularity of the products t
L. David Mech, who popularised the idea that there were 'alpha' and 'beta' wolves in his 1970 book The Wolf, has spent the rest of his career trying to debunk this. (The original studies were done on captive wolves, and thus didn't simulate an accurate model of wolf pack dynamics.)
The idea that wolf packs are led by a merciless dictator, or alpha wolf, comes from old studies of captive wolves. In the wild, wolf packs a
In the wild, researchers have found that most wolf packs are simply families, led by a breeding pair, and bloody duels for supremacy are rare.
“What would be the value of calling a human father the alpha male?” says L. David Mech, a senior research scientist at the U.S. Geological Survey, who has studied wolf packs in the wild for decades. “He’s just the father of the family. And that’s exactly the way it is with wolves.”
absolute gold on Reddit today
