Cakes and Cosplays

Welcome everyone to my page. Here I post cosplay photos, convention photos, and just the general derpiness that you might find on Tumblr. So sit back, and enjoy a piece of cake~

[trisarahtops-sketches]

Camouflage crew!

Get stick bugged, leaf butterflied, orchid mantised, and leaf bugged lol

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pollicinor]

Tatsuya Tanaka

[rjalker]

People who make 45k a year all by themselves are really fucking saying “if you can’t afford surprise emergency vet bills of over 2K dollars, you shouldn’t own a cat or a dog in the first place”

like okay just say you hate poor people lol.

Like bitch do you think if I needed emergency surgery I’d be able to afford it???? are you gonna tell me to just stop living????

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

[femmedionysus]

a similar thing that’s been great for me?

[ID: an adjustable door security bar. the bar is white metal with notches to adjust the length, one end is a square black plastic foot on the ground and the other is a curved black piece of plastic that rests below the doorknob. /end ID]

door security bars are pretty inexpensive (I got mine at target for like $25, but they also sell them at home depot, lowes, lots of places like that) & it has helped my paranoia so much since moving into my new place bc I can just. look at the door, & if the bar’s still there, I know no one has been in.

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

seconded, these are great! i have one for my bedroom, helps so much when sleeping

[tomb-of-madeline]

What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

[injuries-in-dust]

I want to try this one.

[tundrakatiebean]

He put the recipe in the comments for this one! Here you go!

(I’ll type it out so it’s easier to read here)

Ingredients:

1 cup butter

1 and 1/4 cup sugar

2 eggs

2 cups flour

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

3 teaspoons baking powder

8 oz bag of potato chips

1 cup chocolate chips

Instructions:

Cream butter and sugar together

Beat eggs and vanilla extract into the creamed butter and sugar

Fold in flour and baking powder

Fold in half of the crushed chips and all of the chocolate chips

Chill dough

Roll dough in crushed chips

Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for about 15 minutes

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Thank you!!!

[guildenstern]

if you are scandalized at the thought of children seeing this

but are fine with children seeing this

you are simply homophobic. it absolutely does not matter whether you yourself are lgbt or not, in parroting the exact rhetoric that has been used to oppress us for decades (that any sensual or sexual expression by lgbt people is perverted and intended to corrupt/prey upon youth) you are aligning yourself with our oppressors and betraying your community. you are holding us to a standard drastically different than that to which you hold straight and cis people. you are demanding absolute assimilation and sanitization of our existence to cater to your own internalized homophobia and transphobia, and corporations will thank you for it

[glumshoe]

I hate when uquiz personality tests ask me which superpower I would choose and if I say “invisibility” they tell me that I’m shy and self-conscious and want to hide from criticism or responsibility. No! I just want to sabotage private property.

[solitarelee]

i'm not shy i just want to be an assassin :(

[cipheramnesia]

Why would you want to be invisible when you could have the power to fly to any other queer person no matter how far away they are?

[glumshoe]

I can do that already, it’s called an aeroplane. 

[e-6000]

Those cost money though :(

[glumshoe]

yeah and if I can turn invisible I can compile blackmail or just outright steal money

flight would suck, even if it didn’t take physical energy, it would mess up my hair and give me windburn and I’d get rained on or sunburned or shot at, and my ears would hurt

[sinothetimes]

Legit if ur invisible just sneak onto a plane

[glumshoe]

I want to sit down though

[kikml2]

You can do ANY of this if your superpower is to stop time. Fill up your car with gas by siphoning from a few rich people's cars along the way, then take a leisurely road trip without having to worry about traffic--just drive around it. When you get to your gay friend of choice, let time continue and hang out as long as you want, then stop time again and return home at your leisure. This achieves invisibility, super speed, and provides chances at literally any "perfect crime" and also, unlimited relaxing time. Don't want to go to work yet? Stop time and nap for a few hours, then binge a new TV show and eat some snacks stolen from your local evil grocery chain. Then go to work when you feel ready. Stopping time is literally the perfect superpower.

[glumshoe]

Yeah, but I don’t want to age faster than everyone around me.

[neolesbian]

so disney is using emily gwen’s lesbian pride flag with no compensation, and she’s still in need of money. i implore anyone who cares at all about the lgbt community to donate to her instead of paying for fucking mickey mouse pins

About Emily

About Emily

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

Which pan flag is the right one please I don't want to mess it up

THIS is the real pansexual flag we've been using for years:

bright pink, yellow, and blue stripes. this is the actual one.

THIS however, is made by mspec lesbian exclusionists and purity culture obsessed twt users:

dont use this or any other "new" pan flag they try to fucking make. its not our flag. its never been our fucking flag. as a pansexual i fucking hate everyone who uses this or tries to get content creators to support this. fuck exclusionists.

[casmick-consequences]

Signal boosting for my fellow pannies out there❤️❤️

[asgardian-viking]

oh man, the fake flag is so fucking ugly, muted colors just like the boring personality of whoever created it

[pickledbaklava]

ok not to be That Person but please, please rb. its incredibly important for us pan folk that our flag doesnt get erased

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

A reformed villain becoming the protagonist’s protective older sibling is infinitely better than them becoming the protagonist’s love interest and you can’t change my mind

[sandpancakecat]

(@the-ballad-of-serenity)

[valleyofdeaddandelions7]

An actual picture of me after seeing,Fate:The Winx Saga and reading the leaked script of The Powerpuff Girls Reboot™:

[notallmensheviks]

where's the director's cut

[adamthegirl]

eric carle, 6/25/1929 - 5/23/2021

[redpandarascal]

I just wanted to share the Instagram announcement, because of the bit at the end.

Eric Carle’s Instagram is full of art, if you want to check that out. Here’s one I thought was nice.

[ubernegro]

Illinois police mistook child’s ashes for drugs during traffic stop

Police in Illinois allegedly mistook the ashes of a grieving dad’s two-year-old daughter for drugs, according to reports.

Are you fucking serious?

[iron-sunrise]

I want people to understand that cops do this on purpose. They're fully aware that it's powder frm donuts or deodorant or the ashes of a dead child. They do it because they can, it's fun and it reinforces white supremacy through everyday torture and terrorism.

[simonalkenmayer]

This is infuriating.

[lesbianshepard]

on the first day of classes professors will usually ask us to fill out a little notecard with our name, pronouns, major, and email. one dude in one of my history classes was very clearly one of those Anti-SJW Bullshit People and went “Uhhh pronouns? Ha, what’s that supposed to mean? I’m clearly a dude I don’t understand what you’re asking” and the professor just looked him in the eye and went “If you don’t know what a pronoun is then maybe a college level course isn’t for you” and i think about her every single day of my life

[lostsometime]

I had a professor once who brought up the subject of “gender as a social construct” and one dudebro in like the third row snorted and he just ZEROED IN on him and was like “You are a man?” (He had a pretty heavy South African accent.)  and the guy did that sort of asshole shrug thing and was like “Last time I checked!”  and he and his buddies laughed for a bit, and the professor waited for them to stop before he continued.

“You mean because of your penis?  So you are a man because of your penis?  What if you lose your penis?  You become a woman?”  and this guy became so uncomfortable.  you could tell he wasn’t expecting to be challenged on it, he was just looking to make his glib little snarky comment and have that be the end of it, because ~of course~ his manhood was ~self-evident~ and the second he got pressed to defend that position even a tiny bit he started stammering and looking around at his buddies like he was looking for an out.

i hardly remember anything else about that class, but that remains one of the most satisfying moments i have ever witnessed.