hiya im new here x

call me jas | she/they pretty badge icon by @ace-and-the-rpg-horrors !!! thankss 🏳️‍⚧️

[jashjhj]

Graphic design i my passion

(this actually hurts me a bit why does it look like a FUNERAL BOOKLET.)

I was genuinely trying as welll... This is my portfolio im submitting for review today

[jashjhj]

Drawings for my uni course !!!

[jashjhj]

Not to be woke but

Bbc news: First shoplifters fitted with ankle tags

Are made to avoid supermarkets. So they need to shop somewhere and these 'prolific offenders' cant go to the big businesses,,, so they have to shop at small local shops??

This really says to me that they only care about the big conglomerate supermarkets' money not real peoples' little shops. I already knew that but that is so so telling to me

[jashjhj]

Not to be woke but

Bbc news: First shoplifters fitted with ankle tags

Are made to avoid supermarkets. So they need to shop somewhere and these 'prolific offenders' cant go to the big businesses,,, so they have to shop at small local shops??

This really says to me that they only care about the big conglomerate supermarkets' money not real peoples' little shops. I already knew that but that is so so telling to me

[ashstfu]

the fact that 2026 is three months away and 2015 is going to be ten years ago…

[busket]

I hope that within 5-10 years every ice "agent" in jail

[busket]

"erm can we not wish state violence against people?" you know. you're right, I was being too generous wishing a fair trial and a life sentence against people who are hunting and kidnapping innocent people off the street and sending them to concentration camps

I hope that within 5-10 years every ice "agent" is butchered like a fucking animal

[jashjhj]

Try to stay conscious when cooking challenge!!

[fairycosmos]

[pillowspace]

Siffrin after Loop told him not to eat pineapple

[raritism]

being the designated woke family member is not for the weak

[jashjhj]

I have the best cooking experience ever

[jashjhj]

Trying not to pass out from hungry whilst waiting for your food to cook is. Im used to it idk

[jashjhj]

I have the best cooking experience ever

[apolladay]

Think of what you used to look like. When do you think you were (or will be) the most beautiful? Whatever that means to you.

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Think of what you used to look like. When do you think you were (or will be) the most beautiful? Whatever that means to you.

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Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

ONE WILLIAM NOTES

[your-fave-is-filipino]

An Shiraishi from Project Sekai?

An Shiraishi from Project Sekai is Filipino!

[jashjhj]

If smoking ks supposed to be bad for me why do i like it then huh

[geekysteven]

[rrainbows]

💋💄‼️

bonus.