TM87

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

[sparknoteslitmemes]

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

I was right.

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[ontari]

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[sassbewitchedmyass]

So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

~

KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

~

9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

~

9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Protect these kids at all costs

[zapdragon23]

I think you just became a side character in a kids novel

[cannibal-rainbow]

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

[cannibal-rainbow]

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

[roboco-san]

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

[roboco-san]

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

[roboco-san]

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[pierrotsdrawer]

It's a lovely morning in Kakariko village, and you are a horrible cucco.

[lightningpotters]

shoutout to george, fred, and especially ron weasley for realizing that harry was stuck in abusive and unhealthy household and, in spite of the massive trouble they knew they could get in, taking immediate steps to personally see him removed from that environment, something no adult in harry’s life did.

[dracomalfoyw]

REBLOGGING ALWAYS

[naturaltropius-deactivated20200]

Betrayal

[brittneyspears]

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[justintaco]

why is Shamir waiting in line behind these cats

why is there a line of cats in the cafeteria

[doomtribble73]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Capitalism is literally the most nonsensical and inefficient system ever. Like how is this a fucking problem. Scarcity exists where it shouldn’t

[pissvortex]

every member of the north carolina GOP needs to be barred from holding public office this isnt a joke every single one of them is a lunatic

[pissvortex]

not only did they trick the nc dems to go to a 9/11 memorial while they stayed behind and passed their budget proposal unopposed, the few democrats that stayed behind had their mics cut off and some were even prevented from voting

[pissvortex]

the entire reason they pulled this stunt was so they could deny 500,000 north carolinians health care coverage like do you understand how evil this is even by politician standards

[pointedahead]

https://www.businessinsider.com/north-carolina-house-republicans-surprise-budget-veto-vote-2019-9