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[crazysodomite]

I have a cookies addiction.

If cookies were cigarettes I would be the worst Chainsmoker of all time

[kedreeva]

SIMPLE SYRUP SIMPLE SYRUP SIMPLE SYRUP

I got some REALLY AWESOME local strawberries from my feed mill, but I absolutely could not eat the quantity of strawberries I got before they would have gone bad and the birds are not huge fans of strawberries. So instead of wasting the last 8 or so, I jam-packed this little container with strawberries, added an equal weight of white sugar, and stuck it in the fridge for about a day and a half.

The sugar leaches the juice/water content from the strawberries and creates a saturated, thin syrup (lower sugar = thinner, more watery, higher sugar = thicker, more like maple syrup). As you can see, the container is not jam-packed with strawberries, they have considerably shrunk in size, as all their delicious, delicious juices are now trapped in a fucking fantastic fresh simple syrup.

I will be using this on my ice cream, and possibly in some soda or lemonade. Theoretically it could be used in anything you'd put a liquid sweetener in, like coffee or cocoa, or if thick like this could be drizzled on any food you want to add strawberry flavor to.

[jayanwar2000]

What a perfect way to save them instead of wastin you turned a surplus of amazing local berries into liquid gold! That deep, glowing red colour already looks incredible, and the fact it’s made from fresh, proper strawberries means it’ll taste so much better than any store‑bought syrup. so cool seeing how much they shrank all that juicy goodness is now right there in the syrup!Drizzled over ice cream isyum and nostalgic. Swirled into lemonade/soda...Instant fancy strawberry fizz. In coffee or cocoa is better than plain sugar. I love strawberry jam in matchas. Even over pancakes, yoghurt, cake… literally anything!

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[jayanwar2000]

I'm a slow chicken I'm halfway to 30

[yurimom]

pancakes are just my side bitch for when waffles arent around

[jayanwar2000]

Long live the waffle supremacy 👑✨

[i-draw-sp]

I could not finish my vegetables for the LIFE of me, so naturally I steeled my will and told my sister to start a stopwatch. She promptly commentated like it was the event of the century.

Anyway my green beans took a little over 2 minutes HOW DOES SHE DO IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

[jayanwar2000]

2 MINUTES FLAT?! That is legendary speed for veggies you couldn’t face at all! You summoned so much willpower just to make it happen 🥳💪

AND SHE’S DONE IT!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! SHE CONQUERED THE GREEN BEANS IN RECORD TIME!!! WHAT A PERFORMANCE!!! 👏👏👏"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[blackwhiteandbold]

if i wanna eat a dessert then i wanna eat thé real thing not some mild tasting alternative

[jayanwar2000]

This is exactly the truth. healthy swap desserts almost always trade actual flavour for being good for you and what’s the point of dessert if it doesn’t taste like happiness but tastes respectfully bland or like shite😤 If I want tiramisu I want real mascarpone, real coffee, real sugar, that rich creamy hit not something that feels like eating cocoa dusted yoghurt slop!

don’t get me started on those people acting like anything that tastes amazing is a sin! 🤦‍♀️ Food is supposed to taste GOOD first! If it’s not made with sugar, butter, and full flavour? Keep it! Life’s too short for mild tasting alternatives give me the real deal or nothing at all. And for those in the back✨🍫🍰

[itscoldinwonderland]

Wait public pools are free! Public parks are free! The beach is free! The library is free! Does anyone know about this????

[jayanwar2000]

No tickets, no fees and no hidden costs. Yes most people know they are free. More people need to know these cost zero pounds to have fun

[itscoldinwonderland]

Wait public pools are free! Public parks are free! The beach is free! The library is free! Does anyone know about this????

[wandered-rose]

𐙚 ITS ALMOST TIME;

[jayanwar2000]

BLEACH: THOUSAND YEAR BLOOD WAR TRAILER?! 🤯 🤩⚔️FUCK YEAH LET’S GO!?The Quincy war is finally here! Who are you most hyped to see? Ichigo’s true form? The Captains? Yhwach himself?

[wandered-rose]

𐙚 ITS ALMOST TIME;

[mang0chees3]

I got shawarma with amba, do you know what amba is it’s really good

isnt it pickled mango sauce or something WOW THAT LOOKS GOOD OH MY GOHHHS

[sizzlingcandyj3llyf1sh]

my nails :)

[miso-soup00]

gonna try to do "what i eat in a day" posts during vacation time. hope it wont be too suspicious. i dont have access to a food scale and a lot of meals will be from restaurants so take the nutritional value with a grain of salt. also if you think my c0untlng is off then feel free to comment, im open to criticism.

total: 1250 c@|s

steps: 14 400 steps

meal 1:

chicken sallad - 350 c@|s (dont have a picture unfortunately)

snacks:

ice cream - 200 c@Is (dont have a picture unfortunately)

meal 2:

rabbit with potato - 700 caIs

what i got vs what was left

[jayanwar2000]

Rabbit with potato is deliciousssss. How was it for you?

[miso-soup00]

it tasted kinda like the dark meat of chicken, the meat itself wasnt very fatty but the sauce/the stock was kinda oily but it was very good overall!

[jayanwar2000]

Such an underrated dish! yeah, rabbit stock can get a bit oily because the flavour comes from the bones and whatever fat is rendered into the broth, but that’s part of what makes it so satisfying.rabbit stew with potatoes, carrots, onions, garlic, and some herbs like rosemary or thyme is one of those dishes that tastes like it came straight out of a cottage or countryside kitchen.I love that you enjoyed it rather than being put off by it! A lot of people are surprised by how delicious rabbit is. Absolutely! when done well, rabbit isn’t fatty itself, so the richness comes from the stock and sauce rather than the meat. That’s why it’s so good with bread or mashed potatoes too.What kind of potatoes were they? Big chunks cooked in the stew, roast potatoes, or mashed? 😋😋😋

[corvidexoskeleton]

Anyone want to join me in a valheim server once it comes out of early access

[jayanwar2000]

i Do

[miso-soup00]

gonna try to do "what i eat in a day" posts during vacation time. hope it wont be too suspicious. i dont have access to a food scale and a lot of meals will be from restaurants so take the nutritional value with a grain of salt. also if you think my c0untlng is off then feel free to comment, im open to criticism.

total: 1250 c@|s

steps: 14 400 steps

meal 1:

chicken sallad - 350 c@|s (dont have a picture unfortunately)

snacks:

ice cream - 200 c@Is (dont have a picture unfortunately)

meal 2:

rabbit with potato - 700 caIs

what i got vs what was left

[jayanwar2000]

Rabbit with potato is deliciousssss. How was it for you?

[miso-soup00]

gonna try to do "what i eat in a day" posts during vacation time. hope it wont be too suspicious. i dont have access to a food scale and a lot of meals will be from restaurants so take the nutritional value with a grain of salt. also if you think my c0untlng is off then feel free to comment, im open to criticism.

total: 1250 c@|s

steps: 14 400 steps

meal 1:

chicken sallad - 350 c@|s (dont have a picture unfortunately)

snacks:

ice cream - 200 c@Is (dont have a picture unfortunately)

meal 2:

rabbit with potato - 700 caIs

what i got vs what was left

[rot-city]

best thing in life is no matter how old you are you can always discover new shapes of pasta