[pearwolf]

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

[ceika111]

thanks so much for all the notes here's more my old bflf <3 i have a lot of them

[kosmogrl]

[openmindpsych]

[image ID: a tweet by @ megannn_lynne that reads "i will be Fixed if i make enough Lists" /end ID]

[kosmogrl]

that impulsive long walk with no clear destination will save you

[avadaniels]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[avadaniels]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[quietwingsinthesky]

open up your heart to the possibility that This Character Would Not Fucking Do Christmas Shit

[rebathetoeless]

Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

[dambiex]

i used to publish papers with her but she took et al in the divorce

[triangleguy]

im starting to understand the utility of the hand emojis. ive always been a 👍 enjoyer. its one of my go-tos. 💪 is also great. But☝️<- this one has been very fun lately. and🫵is also very good. 👆is great for agreeing with somebody and 🙏is good even though i dont actually pray. But it gets my point across. 👋is also great although not the most versatile. same with 👏 and 🤝. 🖕is a classic though. i need to start incorporating more of these ->👊✌️🫳✋🫲🤏🤌

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[charl0ttan]

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

[roseytint-deactivated20181213]

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

[jabberding0]

shoe restoration

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

[charl0ttan]

"just set a reminder!" I Cannot Stress How Much I Am Aware Of The Thing That Needs Doing