~Heffalump Country~

Jaz | Trash | Older Than Sin "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - About me

[sunfortune]

LMFKANSKBANSBSJSHJSBDNSBSBS IM THOR (via @notasgardian on ig)

[lesbiansassemble]

I AM PISSING MYSELF 

[rustandruin]

I have never wanted something more.

[teamponytail]

[christopher-bryant]

[floopthecooper]

this is worth it for the last reblog alone

[ruinedchildhood]

So this happend.

[deusexmajima]

I'm not the dadjima anon but now i'm thinking about majima coming to a tojo meeting and he's got a baby harness with his kid on him. And everyone's supposed to take him 100% seriously

ok but consider majima walking around kamurocho with his baby strapped to his chest and giving kiryu and nishida heart attacks because he Refuses to put the kid down when he's flipping around trying to stab people with his tanto

[majimemegoro]

Joke: we never see Majima and Mirei Park interact

Woke: In Yakuza Ishin, the characters played by Majima and Mirei are briefly in the same room, and have a two second exchange where Majima asks if he’s allowed to scratch the walls of her house

[absolute-mad-dog]

ASFGDH IM NOT SURE IF SOMEONE DID THIS BEFORE BUT. based on that one lazy town scene (rest in peace Stefán)

[jojje94]

[crispywisp]

the doll girl substory

[noctbabey]

[flores--silvestres]

Just gonna leave this here 😊

[dancing-cockroaches]

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[incorrectfeaquotes]

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[daftqunk]

seth everman going WILD in the background

[xionstide]

he’d say… [☆]

[turquoisewave]

Sakurai after putting every single playable character back into Smash Bros:

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

I really like the way Sakurai said he didn’t include BOTW Princsss Zelda “because she prefers her studies instead of fighting” because it implies that every other Princess Zelda is 100% ready to Throw Down

[queen-of-hearts92]

So if BOTW Zelda could speak to the other Zeldas it would boil down to:

BOTW Zelda: What should I do to resolve this?

Literally every other Zelda:

[elderly-scrolls]

d&d be like

the characters: under no circumstances do i want to discuss my past, my trauma, my mental state or any other personal issues

the players: Somebody Please Interrogate My Child