And she considered Him faithful who had promised.

Hello, I'm Jess. I like cats and Jesus. I want my life to be a reflection of God's faithfulness. Me // Cola // Say Hi! Follow @JazzyMcPhee var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16848589-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); var sc_project=6807160; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="27e8bfb8";

[therandomninjakitty]

I thought this would be funny

[thelovejournals]

I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.

Rachel Wolchin (via kvtes)

[jazzasaurusrex]

I am almost 30 fucking years old, I should not be this nervous about everything.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[jazzasaurusrex]

So I got married yesterday.

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[fyp-psychology]

Perfectionism is a self-destructive and addictive belief system that fuels this primary thought: If I look perfect, live perfect, and work perfect, I can avoid or minimize criticism, blame and ridicule, the painful feelings of shame, judgment, and blame. All perfectionism is, is the 20-ton shield that we carry around hoping that it will keep us from being hurt.

Brene Brown (via virgoassbitch)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[beesforpresident]

[thebluthcompany]

[jazzasaurusrex]

Say what you want about America, but $1 still gets you a hell of a lot of bees.

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I work with babies and toddlers too and trust me there’s a hundred percent a teacher version of “called teacher ‘mom’”

[jazzasaurusrex]

One time I told my fiancé that I needed to go potty 😂

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[cheese24k]

[valsdas]

happy easter yall

[jazzasaurusrex]

It makes me feel good that I can tell a man “no I don’t need your help” when I’m changing a headlight bulb.

[stephaniedear]

Why is condemnation so quick in our veins and compassion so sluggishly slow?

Ann Voskamp (via stephaniedear)

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[coffeeforcollege]

i cannot

[alexander-james-ink]

‘Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken nor my covenant of peace be removed,’ says the LORD, who has compassion on you.

Isaiah 54:10 (via foundworthy)

[hyperheartz]

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner