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@jazzathebunny
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, āIf I dids it, I dids it. If I didsnāt, I didsnāt.ā There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
happy to report iām back on my bullshit
and a rare variant
HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM
>:3ā¬
THATāS IT, THATāS THE MEME FROM MY DREAM
Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine
"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."
we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze
the only fun addition to this post
Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz
THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE THE 2026 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait thatās actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
killing eve / twilight / supernatural
Doctor Who
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
What We Do in the Shadows
If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY
Are you in the Way?
Are you in the wAy?
Are you in the waY?
If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING ššš
Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.
Like what, another one? Doesnāt she teach? This just says Inside a Dog
A proposal
Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we donāt want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.
It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the āHYDRA Trash Partyā tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground Iām thinking of here, though; I propose āDead Dove: Do Not Eat.ā
For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled āDead Dove: Do Not Eat.ā He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:
[gif of a white man saying āI donāt know what I expectedā in a deadpan manner]
The āDead Dove: Do Not Eatā tag would essentially be a āwhat it says on the tinā metatag, indicating āyou see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.ā
(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)
WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THE POST THAT SPAWNED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT
Happy dead dove do not eat birthday!
According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!
Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works
Iām proud to identify as morosexual. Iām attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin youāre so fucking stupid
tired: trading gauthier for drysdale sets back the flyers' rebuild because they need elite scoring talent
wired: trading gauthier for drysdale makes no inherent difference to the rebuild timeline because the flyers needed a good rightshot defenceman too
inspired: trading gauthier for drysdale speeds up the rebuild timeline because when trevor zegras forces his way to philly in two years it will not only bring elite scoring talent to the team but also finally stitch up the cosmic wound ripped in reality by the 2011 richards-carter trade, allowing the flyers to at last win another stanley cup
actually the best part of the new superman movie is the fact that lois and clark have been dating for only three months because that means clark fell so hard he told her his whole ass secret identity in 90 days. fucking u-haul lesbian behavior.
via @words-writ-in-starlight
hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs werenāt working so we tried those (iām on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now donāt work
WHAT
It feels almost unbelievable that there's an Olympics this year. Not just this year but next month. Like can you please come back another time thanks
At least they're in Italy though
(tags by @unashamedly-enthusiastic)
aspen, summer 2022
what if you were hungover as fuck (insta caption š¶ļø x Advil) in a ski lift in Aspen after celebrating your buddies true love wedding. and you posted the no pap photos of your buddy looking much cooler than he is as the cover photo of your Instagram post. Only to post a very romantic photo from your private collection of you slumped on his shoulder three years later to signify your reunion. what if he was smiling like he loved you best
