Back to Jakku

side blog "The force is with me, and I am one with the force."

[oliveespineapples]

"i asked chatgpt" well i went to Rockin' Robin and she said that you have all the answers and you just need to stop being so scared of who you are

[ozais-lobotomist]

worst thing i’ve ever made probably

tlok

[valarhalla]

Ok this is the best one i've seen.

[airsignz]

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

every few months a new marvel yaoi ive never heard of before pops up and every few months i think of this post;

[notkatniss]

bringing back this classic

[winterinvelaris]

the nesta and eris dance scene contains a certain level of cunt mother slay the house boots down that i personally believe only a bi girl and a gay man can achieve together

[benjicotblckwood-deactivated202]

just realized jace and baela are holding hands under the table here and im inconsolable

[belanekra]

[sugurugetos]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.08 — Lord of the Tides 2.04 — The Red Dragon and the Gold

[cassassinate123]

alicent literally sits like this at the small council

[scarymoviesss-deactivated202410]

going to go ahead and say it but the meltdowns over the HOTD leaks are so exaggerated. I'm so glad I went into this show with normal expectations, the reactions I am seeing are genuinely insane and yeah... are y'all like okay?

[mixelation]

there's a secret good sequel series that lives only in brain where finn and rey are force-sensitive foils to each other and they still spend movie #2 entirely apart but it's because they're exploring parallel and at time opposite relationships with the force and their place in the universe

and in my secret good version. okay hear me out. the han-leia kid is a hot lady. okay. are we following. and she DOES abandon luke's new jedi, not by falling and murdering people, but by stealing the millennium falcon and running off to escape responsibility and swaggers around with incredible han solo "loser pretending to be cool" energy. and then. she accidentally picks up two force sensitive teens on jakku and she's like. are you KIDDING me

[mixelation]

listen my OC would be so good. she's introduced in like a space bar and you're just like "oh okay, the han solo character is a lady in this movie, okay"

but THEN some sort of shit hits the fan and you get that sexy, sexy lightsaber reveal. DO YOU SEE MY VISION

[official-kircheis]

[wulfhalls]

otto massive cock hightower power strutting back into kl 2.3 weeks after he was sacked because the plebs just cannot do without him and his throbbing humongous brain

[softestaries]

Addam, very confused and running away from a large dragon that's targetting him specifically: AAAAaaagyyyyyAHHHHH

Seasmoke, chasing after his new rider who for some reason wants to play chase: why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

[scarymoviesss-deactivated202410]

If a failed lesbian situationship ruled my whole life and led to a war that would bring down both of our families... and the only saving grace was thinking "wait maybe she is actually straight"? Hearing she just kissed another girl that wasn't me would make me jump from the top of the castle walls. they'd never find a body.

[knightsickness]

(guy who thinks lynchian means looking like jane lynch) cersei became a really lynchian character in the final seasons

[penny-anna]

I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

[penny-anna]

& like he can't ask anyone if it's weird without admitting that he's already done it. he could talk to Luke about it bcos obviously Luke already knows but he's kind of avoiding the subject with Luke in case drawing attention to the fact that he's dating Luke's sister prompts a shovel talk. he's pretty sure Luke can kill people with his brain now and he doesn't want to have that particular shovel talk if he an avoid it.

[cipheramnesia]

If Han came to me with this kind of question, I would be very supportive and make sure he didn't uncomfortable about having to ask the question because most of all this is about his feelings.

However, I would also desperately need to know if Luke used the force on that thang, and Han also knows I would ask, which is why he never brings these problems to me.

[penny-anna]