oh my god i'm over 30

[ikimonodamono]

Enjoy good cafe life!

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[theocseason4]

Lets go bitches

[loveazepam]

Sgdgfhjsk I can't believe you left out the replies

[originaldumbbaby]

This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

[askcosplaysenpai]

This picture has a stroller for their dog

[ruby-white-rabbit]

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

[treetopblueberries]

this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing i’m wearing

[survivablyso]

this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastor’s sermon on loving your neighbor was 

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[dolcifool]

[lesbianredpanda]

Paid parking at hospitals is extortion and should be illegal

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

Counterpoint: Most things hospitals charge for are extortion and should be illegal

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Counter-counterpoint: the privatization of medical care is at or near the pinacle of extortion and should be illegal.

[jeepdrivingsoccerdad]

Legit. The parking at the UCLA Hospital in Santa Monica is twice as much as the copay I have for the actual appointment.

[unrestricted]

Small Soldiers (1998) dir. Joe Dante

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

[1dietcokeinacan]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[ruinedchildhood]

[isolatedhysteria]

[dougdimadome]

The Teen Titans get Serious

[transfemininomenon]

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

[terramythos]

Betty Biopsy

[naamahdarling]

Beulah Don’t Like This Rash

[pixelatedtoys]

Marjory Can’t Fucking Breathe.

[knitmeapony]

Mary Jane Acid Reflux.

[tellingetienne]

Phyllis Fell Down

[finnglas]

Jewel Infection In My Jawbone

[thelaughingvulture]

Amanda Going Into Labor

[snakeybones]

Alma Appendectomy

[baberscamille]

Donna gets Vaccinated

[surprisebitch]

Magdalena Blood Test

[jeepdrivingsoccerdad]

Donna Type 2 Triangular Fibrocartilage Complex Tear.

[hudsonmildred]

[buffysummers]

[jeepdrivingsoccerdad]

I just had my review at work and my boss gave me two things that I need to stop doing:  1) Stop making an announcement to the entire team that I’m going to get lunch. 2) Stop assuming that customers are lying. I blame this one on the fact that I am literally Nick Miller.

[vampzz-deactivated20230831]

sir that’s my emotional support emo band

[rumour-deactivated20140807]

*logs in to tumblr*

[ineptbox]

Not anymore

[movingblogsbye-deactivated20170]