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keskushermosto

MEIDÄN ÄITI TEKEE PAREMPAA RUOKAA KUN TEIDÄN ÄITI

tulitie

MEIDÄN ÄITI TEKEE TUHAT KERTAA PAREMPAA RUOKAA KUIN TEIDÄN ÄITIT

neekkis

MEIDÄN ÄITI TEKEE TEIDÄN ÄITIEN RUUAT

kivespussikarhu

MEIDÄN ÄITI TEKEE TEIDÄN ÄITEISTÄ RUOKAA

suomalainenpotilas

MEIDÄN ÄITI TEKEE TEIDÄN ÄIDIT RUUASTA

perussuomalainen

MEIDÄN ÄITI EI OLE RUOKAA

ristiinrastiinnaulittu

MUN RUOKA SYÖ TEIDÄT

artisticusva

TE SYÖTTE MUN RUUAT

jeesuskristus

MUN RUOKA TEKEE TEIÄN RUUISTA ÄITEJÄ

desultory-suggestions

Self-care check!

Do you have any cups, plates, or dishes in your room? Take a second to take them out, rinse them if you can. It’s worth it.

Are you in any discomfort? Cold, hot, achy? Take a minute to grab a sweater, put a fan, and take ibuprofen if you can.

Have you taken all of your meds? Make sure you’re caught up or that your meds are prepared for the week. Any you need to call in?

Do you have any work you were supposed to finish up? An email to send, paper to type up? Get a nice cup of tea and go for it.

Remember that you are loved, and you will be okay.

memeuplift

veryfunnymemes

kim-kartrashcan

I mean…I’d be concerned too

dankmemeuniversity

fuwaprince

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uie-deactivated20230402

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

kitten--aesthetics-blog

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

thescientificviolist

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

scum-vullage

keep yourselves safe!

olvikissa

Miettikää jos Suomes myytäs aseita normikaupoissa esim. Cittarissa niinku Amerikas myydää?

Pirkka vois esim valmistaa/myydä tarkkuuskiväärejä

Koska

OLE TARKKA OTA PIRKKA

:DDDD

homunculus-argument

Ai sul on lateksifetissi? Ettet vain tarkoittanut

jeesuskristus

luin et kumihomo

vanavedenneito

ruttotohtori

Ku kentaurit o puoliks ihmisii ja puoliks hevosii ni oisko se sit eläimiinsekaantumista jos panis kentaurii?

vieraantunutkurpitsa

Kai se riippuu kumpaa “puolta” panisit…

neekkis

Kaikki paitsi suuseksi ois siis eläimiinsekaantumista. Entä jos se on päinvastoinen kentauri?

ruttotohtori

Eli siis niinku

tulitie

En tiiä ton panemisesta mut miten se liikkuis ja miks toi on ees olemassa ja mikä ois evoluution tarkotus noille käsille? haluan vastauksia

ruttotohtori

Käsillä ylttää haarojen välii

neekkis

Tää koko postaus on yksi iso sekametelisoppa, josta liikkkuu 10 eri versiota.

imaginarymagnitude-deactivated2

I don’t understand Finnish but I really like this picture.

neekkis

We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with centaur”. That picture is reverse-centaur.

kristalliankka

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the finnish tumblr.

ruttotohtori

tulitie

Musta tuntyy et tosta päinvastoin-kentaurista pitäis tehä suomitumblrin toteemieläin tms

ruttotohtori

neekkis

Anteeksi tuplapostaus, mutta MILLAINEN anatomia päinvastoin kentaurilla mahtaakaan olla? :D Hevosen vai ihmisen sisäelimet ja missä suhteessa?

ristiinrastiinnaulittu

break the barriers guise

suomalainenpotilas

Tää postaus ei kuole koskaan

kinahmi

mä vihaan/rakastan tätä postausta niin paljon et tekee mieli puukottaa jotakuta

therandommeerkat

I don’t understand what is going on but the pictures

ruttotohtori

EI TÄS NÄIN PITÄNY KÄYDÄ

ja noiki viel

Oho.

Sä teit siitä my little ponyn!

animehinttari

tää on oikeesti mun suosikkipostaus koko tumblrissa

utafumi

Eih

that-one-tall-dorky-dude

“And Satan said, let the Finnish people have tumblr!”

lusiferi

Enkä kyl kadu yhtään että sen tein

tappakaamut-blog

Pakko reblogata tää tähänkin blogiin koska tää on masterpiece josta voin kertoo tuleville sukupolville

ruttotohtori

kokeilin suomipaskageneraattorii ja

itsensakaljastaja

tää on hitosti kivempi lukee nyt kun dash ei oo täynnä viivoja

suomalainenpotilas

onneks niitä viivoja ei enää oo

ruisleipajuusto

pakko reblogata aina kun tulee vastaan, tää on yksinkertaisesti vaan legenda

kodittomatsammakot

Joo tää on sellanen ALWAYS REBLOG

fineleideeh

Jos sitä nyt ajattelee, niin käänteismerenneidon paneskelu on ihan hyväksyttyä, nii miksei sitte käänteiskentaurin.

neekkis

Tähän ilmestyy aina jotain uutta

kodittomatsammakot

Millasia jälkeläisiä noi kaks sais?

fineleideeh

????????????

kodittomatsammakot

holy shit se on hieno

ruttotohtori

ei vittu mä haluun tollasen

godyoutalkpretty

So here’s the thing; I don’t understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone!

ravingdionysius

I don’t understand the words. I don’t need to be understand the words. I don’t want to understand the words. The pictures are fine

theotherjax

@junemermaid fyi

gayharoldfinch

@xlostlenore should i be afraid to reblog this? i mean…if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao

nettisivustakatsoja

The text is even wilder.

suomalainenpotilas

joka kerta kun nään tän postauksen se on erilainen

calibanmorgan

@carpedm87

lunarwings

@dem0ness pls explain

dem0ness

luna i couldnt explain the sacred reverse centaur if i tried

saxifraga-x-urbium

@prologi please apologise for your entire country right fucking now

elodieunderglass

Sacred Text

jenroses

Quick google translate says:

Where do the centaurs half the people and half horses do not know if it’s going to be an animal if you panis centaurus? vieraantunutkurpitsa I guess it depends whichever “side” you were going to … neekkis Everyone except oral sex, therefore, is an animal. What if it is the opposite of the centaur? a plague doctor So that’s it

? tulitie I do not know how it moves and why is it and what is the evolution of the evolution to those hands? I want answers a plague doctor Hand over between branches neekkis This whole post is one big mixed-minded dude with 10 different versions. Imaginarymagnitude Deactivated I do not understand English but I really like this picture. neekkis We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with a centaur?” That picture is reverse-centaur. crystal duck Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have the finnish Tumblr. a plague doctor

tulitie Black does not feel the opposite - the centaur should make the finfish a plague doctor

neekkis Excuse me a double post, but MILLAINEN anatomy, on the contrary, can be the centaur? : D Orphans or human indigents and in what proportion? ristiinrastiinnaulittu

Break the barriers guise Finnish patient This post will never die Fuckingnovice Deactivated I hate / love this post so much you do not mind stabbing someone therandommeerkat I do not understand what’s going on but the pictures a plague doctor NO THERE WOULD LIKE

a plague doctor

And no more neekkis Oops. tulitie

a plague doctor You did it my little pony! animehinttari This is really my favorite boom in the whole tumblr really pointless shit Eih that-one-tall-dorky-dude “And Satan said, let the Finnish people have Tumblr!” Lucifer And I do not regret that I did it tappakaamut I have to reblog in this blog as well, because this is Masterpiece, which I can tell to future generations a plague doctor I tried the Finnish Generator and

itsensakaljastaja This is a bit thicker now reads when the dash is not full of lines Finnish patient Lucky those lines are no longer ok ruisleipajuusto I always have to reblog when it comes, this is simply a legend kodittomatsammakot Yeah, that’s ALWAYS REBLOG fineleideeh If you think about it now, then the reversal of the reverence is quite acceptable, so why not reversed the reverb.

neekkis Something new here kodittomatsammakot Millasia the offspring of us two sais? fineleideeh

???????????? kodittomatsammakot Holy shit that’s fine a plague doctor I do not want to fuck me godyoutalkpretty So here’s the thing; I do not understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone! ravingdionysius I do not understand the words. I do not need to understand the words. I do not want to understand the words. The pictures are fine theotherjax @junemermaid fyi gayharoldfinch @xlostlenore should I be afraid to Reblog this? I mean … if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao perspective error The text is even Wilder. Finnish patient Every time I go there post it is different carniverousherbivore @ carpedm87 lunarwings @ Dem0ness pls explain dem0ness Luna i couldnt explain the Sacred reverse centaur if i tried Saxifraga-x urbium @prologi please apologize for your entire country right now fucking elodieunderglass Sacred Text