The Distraction Machine

Welcome to my distraction machine. He/him

[molabuddy]

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

[jeffjuliard]

Halloumi, tomatoes, cherries, herbs + squash, zucchini, mushrooms & beans. This was a fantastic summer meal.

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Rafael Romero Barros (Spanish, 1832-1895) Still life with oranges, 1863

[catchymemes]

[lalalychee]

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

[jeffjuliard]

Noooooooooooo!

[oneheadtoanother]

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[myjetpack]

for @guardian books

[skeletonthecreator]

DO YE WORK UP AN APPETITE

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[epilepticsaints]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[robertseasonleonard]

hey guys I just remembered this gif

[themaynards624-deactivated20181]

Can’t… stop… watching

[from-93-till]

[gentle-assbutt]

Please unmute

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

this is perfect for explaining how my brain sees music

all the loopy parts with harps, sharp stops YES

this is EXACTLY how I see music

[stop-that-llama]

In the Hall of the Mountain King, for anyone who hasn’t seen it.

[sushinfood]

the hall of the mountain king one is one long screaming fall and it’s incredible

[ekjohnston]

OH GOOD in the hall of the mountain king is already included. it is my favourite. i 100% spend the entire song waiting for the yeti to come out and eat them, tho.

[ampervadasz]

[jeffjuliard]

He’s having a killer time!

[sailorbrazil]

[oneheadtoanother]

[rednines]